> >>有個女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪………
> >>
> >>Girl:Father,I have sinned.
> >>女孩：神父，我有罪。
> >>Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
> >>神父：孩子，妳犯了什麼罪呢﹖
> >>Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch."
> >>女孩：昨天，我罵了某個男人一句：「你這個狗娘養的！」
> >>Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
> >>神父：為什麼﹖他對妳做了什麼嗎﹖
> >>Girl: He touched my breast.
> >>女孩：他……他摸我的胸部。
> >>Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
> >>神父：妳是說像這樣子嗎﹖（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）
> >>Girl: (A little shy from the touch)
> >>Yes.
> >>女孩：（因為神父的舉動而有一些害羞）嗯……是的。
> >>Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.
> >>神父：只是這樣子的話妳沒有理由罵他啊。
> >>Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
> >>女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脫掉……
> >>Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
> >>神父：妳是說像這樣子嗎﹖（神父動手脫掉女孩的衣服）
> >>Girl: Yes, that's what he did.
> >>女孩：是的，是這樣子沒錯。
> >>Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.
> >>神父：可是這樣子妳還是沒有理由罵他啊。
> >>Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
> >>女孩：然後……他把他的……那個……放到我的……那個……裡面……
> >>Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
> >>神父：（奸笑貌）妳是說像這樣子嗎﹖（神父和女孩就那個那個了）
> >>Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...
> >>女孩：（數分鐘後）喔……是的……就是這樣子………
> >>Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...
> >>神父：我親愛的孩子，就算是這樣妳還是沒有理由罵他「你這………
> >>Girl: But he had AIDS!!
> >>女孩：但是他有 AIDS 呀!!
> >>Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
> >>神父：那個狗娘養的!
> >>
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