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狗狗專用筆記型電腦？傻好大(2009/04/15 10:17)
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不知道有沒有人上當，真的認為東芝賣這款狗用筆電？(圖／Fifi) 文／Fifi
東芝（Toshiba）推出了一款狗用筆記型電腦PetBook K9，官網上有一整頁的詳細介紹，
鍵盤區是狗骨頭造型和左右兩個按鍵，採用有機材質、耐用又舔起來香香，只須掃描狗爪
就能自動登入系統，附有320萬像素的攝影鏡頭，可以讓狗狗們開視訊會議，隨機附贈的
包包有多款顏色可選……，三款螢幕14.1、15.4、17吋的售價分別是美金329.99、369.99
、399.99，相當於1萬多元台幣就能買到。
這個網頁製作得極為精美，唯一的問題是……它是在4月1日出現的哦！
↓網頁右下方也預告即將推出貓用筆電、鳥用筆電、爬蟲用筆電和兩棲類筆電
↓很讓人好奇吧？點進去，真相揭曉
佩服佩服，東芝愚人節搞這個，真是愚人又娛人！
不知道有沒有人上當，真的認為東芝賣這款狗用筆電？
說到狗為什麼不用電腦，《Planet Dog》這本書裡，列舉了20個理由，諸如：
因為不能把頭伸出「窗」（Windows）外、逛每個站都很難「做記號」（尿尿啦）、 當聽
到「You've Got Mail」很難控制攻擊螢幕的衝動、聞屁股比聊天室要直接且不會被騙、
狗掌很難打字啦……！
20個理由原文如下，完全符合「狗性」，頗令人會心一笑：
1.Can't stick their heads out of windows.
2.Fetch command not available on all platforms.
3.Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
4.Too difficult to "mark" every Web site they visit.
5.Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
6.Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
7.Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway that they're
browsingwww.pethouse.com instead of working.
8.Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG Frisbee.
9.Not at all fooled by chuckwagon screen saver.
10.Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail wagging.
11.Oh, but they WILL...with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable
Thumb.
12.Three words: carpal paw syndrome.
13.'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now cats, on the other hand...
14.Barking in next cube keeps activating your voice recognition software.
15.SmellU-SmellMe still in betatest.
16.Sit and stay were hard enough; GREP and AWK are out of the question!
17.Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
18.Annoyed by lack of newsgroup alt.pictures.master's.leg.
19.Butt sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
20.It's too damn hard to type with paws.
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