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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: neverend19 (小飛) 看板: StupidClown 標題: 我爸在後院追大便... 時間: Sat Aug 30 22:19:38 2008 十五分鐘前發生的事... 剛剛我家的狗一直叫叫叫叫叫個不停 養了這麼久 一聽也知道這種叫聲一定是他忍不住大便 或尿在自己平常睡覺的磁磚上 當然我和我妹都很懶得走到樓下去 所以就"派遣"剛洗完澡的辛苦老爸去幫他清大便啦~~~ 結果我爸才下去沒多久 我就聽到我爸的聲音...... 爹:唉呀呀~ 不要滾阿~~~ 大便你要去哪裡?!!!!! (此時我走到窗戶旁探頭往下看 看到我爸彎著腰、拿著小鏟子 追著滾來滾去的大便跑...) 我看著那滾來滾去的大便... 忍不住跟我爸說 "爸...帶上你的眼鏡 那是蟑螂吧................." 原PO爸:X!!!!!!!!!害我這麼辛苦追大便!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (囧) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 118.161.12.163
wannaanata:哈哈哈 超好笑的啦 大便不要滾 XDDDDDDDD 08/30 22:20
rx7829999:大便:嘿嘿.來抓我啊(逃) 08/30 22:21
gbc628:XDDDDDDDD 08/30 22:21
DeepRiver226:大便:躺著也中槍 08/30 22:21
korinaga:XDDDDDD 08/30 22:21
newesther:XDDDDD 08/30 22:22
dxzil:大便:躺著也中槍 XDDD 08/30 22:23
subarusnake:我笑點真的很低~~我笑到肚子好痛 08/30 22:24
dunhiller:害我想到南方四賤客的黃金先生 08/30 22:24
warren5200:等一下大便就會往原po爸方向飛過來....... 08/30 22:24
yezi:黃金先生不要走~~~ 08/30 22:25
shiyeu:大便:躺著也中槍XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 22:26
a80055power:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 22:26
velvet1986:XDDD 08/30 22:27
SWATDuck:大便在你後面,它非常火 08/30 22:27
mfliymh:不錯不錯~~笑了XD 08/30 22:27
socialboy:我快笑死了XD 08/30 22:28
amylits:XD 08/30 22:28
flhsth:XD 08/30 22:29
shqw:妳爸太可愛了啦 哈哈哈 笑倒XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 22:29
giraffbuding:超好笑的XD 08/30 22:29
peatmoss:完了 我看你妳爸在後院大便 真的嚇我一跳 08/30 22:30
applebear38:XD 08/30 22:30
aaa77413:跟樓上一樣 所以我重看一次 然後笑爆了 好可愛 08/30 22:31
helloichigo:哈哈哈哈~笑死我了啦!小強當大便~~你爸有夠妙~XDDD 08/30 22:31
yureca:大笑ING 08/30 22:31
crossover103:賽勒棍 08/30 22:31
BeeWolf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 22:31
mfliymh:推賽勒棍XDDD 08/30 22:32
epei001:大便:我要回家!! 08/30 22:32
fiveday:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.... 08/30 22:32
yeameichiu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 22:33
neverend19:上個化妝水完被推成這樣好可怕................... 08/30 22:33
d88855:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 22:34
straygirl08:我笑了 08/30 22:35
mfliymh:原PO老爸有淺力!! 08/30 22:35
incne:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 22:35
LebronKing:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 大便:來追我呀~^///^ 08/30 22:37
wlcard:XD 大笑 08/30 22:37
brookelin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 22:38
andy761104:大便:躺著也中槍 08/30 22:38
diomaswer:幸好不是會飛的大便,父:大便會飛啊XD 08/30 22:38
intotherain:小強:救命~~干我屁事~~~ 08/30 22:39
bluefish520:XDDD 08/30 22:39
ck6310:鄉民們~~推爆這篇吧 08/30 22:40
axiang:有笑有推 08/30 22:41
linjaha:這老爸是小強剋星啦XDDD 08/30 22:41
sumirens:這個好笑~~~ 08/30 22:42
bluefish520:push 08/30 22:42
Peruheru:推 08/30 22:43
Yokidping:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 原po爸爸好可愛噢 08/30 22:43
Tacticsogre:大便好活潑淘氣阿.. 08/30 22:44
whoze:推 小強好可憐 08/30 22:44
ymwu:超好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 08/30 22:44
GuiXes: 我看成原PO爸在後院大便...XD 08/30 22:45
richday:好一個奔跑的便便XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 22:45
icypole:XD 大便不要跑啊!! 08/30 22:46
armstrong6v:鬼影追追追 XD 08/30 22:46
sherlockscu:大便一大堆 XD 08/30 22:47
SBOUO:黃金先生啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 22:47
liberating:大便:嘿嘿.來抓我啊(逃) 08/30 22:47
despair78214:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 22:49
craig100: 黃金先生聖誕便便 他愛我 我愛你... 08/30 22:50
eq910441:大便:來追我阿~呵呵呵 原PO爸:阿~你這磨人的小東西XD 08/30 22:50
kenny0418:XD我笑了 08/30 22:50
enfin7:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,借轉笨版XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 22:51
enfin7:哈哈哈哈原來這裡是笨版~我以為是HATE XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 22:51
hollowable:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 大便真無奈 08/30 22:51
liiko:XDDD 08/30 22:53
frank194266:大便不喜歡香香的物味道,所以滾給原PO爸追XD 08/30 22:53
rin5542:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 22:53
rekkaleo:XDDDDDD 08/30 22:54
isaza:大便哪時會跑了 囧 08/30 22:54
mariandtmac:這篇要M啊XDDDDD 08/30 22:54
machijoy:還滿好笑的 哈哈 08/30 22:55
thelin:有笑有推~~ 08/30 22:55
cannotfly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 22:55
bettyling:哈哈哈 原PO爸好好笑XD 08/30 22:56
orange0118:有笑有推 XDDDDDDD 08/30 22:57
jayhuang:XDDDDDDD 08/30 22:57
feethc:超好笑的!!怎麼這麼寶? 08/30 22:59
zinc0724:原PO爸好可愛>///< 08/30 22:59
November99:XD 08/30 22:59
wish334411:XDDDD 08/30 23:00
niki324:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:01
cazxs:XD 08/30 23:02
linyan0131:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:02
riket0403:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:03
asgard1991:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:04
reice:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:06
terix:小強你不要跑阿....小強!! 08/30 23:08
blackdeath:天才老爹~黃金先生別跑呀!!! 08/30 23:08
GiantGG:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:08
wijilyf:有笑有推~ 08/30 23:10
tsukasa22:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:10
zoekiwi:(大便在旁邊看原PO把拔跑來跑去..)(遠目...) 08/30 23:11
ji31j6g4bp6h:爹:唉呀呀~ 不要滾阿~~~ 大便你要去哪裡?!!!!! 08/30 23:15
ab304044:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:16
tp6qjqj:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:16
vm3tl6vup:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:17
sukikunai:大便:來追我阿~呵呵 原po爸:小壞蛋~不要跑~ 08/30 23:18
cerebrate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:19
kaa1113:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:21
aitsuki:大便:來追我阿 ~~~~好有畫面阿~ 08/30 23:22
rosycat1110:噗哈哈!!!超好笑的啦 08/30 23:22
BowFishW:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:25
ricky7899:好笑的原PO爸 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:26
shinyu0905:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:28
scott206:哈哈哈哈 好好笑 我的肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:29
PeachRain:靈芝草人追便便...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:30
rabbitball19:背景是夕陽嗎? 08/30 23:31
dreamseer:大便~大便呢? 08/30 23:32
johnyang:99 08/30 23:33
erasermyself:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:34
rfes5324:我看到標題就笑了XDDDDDDD 08/30 23:35
iamblacktea:  ̄ ̄ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:40
dusunmexxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:40
yan052206:大便會跑來跑去就厲害了XDD 08/30 23:40
cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:40
soga888:我大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:44
tiamokyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:44
StAKA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 天啊超好笑 08/30 23:45
gahanleeo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:45
niltao:老爸綽號是叫小猿嗎 08/30 23:51
micaDanube:真的很好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/30 23:56
lovethesky:哈哈哈也太可愛了吧原PO把拔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 00:06
visnafox:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我被狠狠戳中笑點 08/31 00:07
zeki621:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 00:10
greenmilktea:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 00:11
dreaming213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD推你一個 08/31 00:12
mayciy:對阿是小猿吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 00:14
helicase:看到標題就笑+1 看到內文更是笑到差點停不下來 XDDDDDDD 08/31 00:17
iamhungya:原PO爸:驚!!大便會飛喔~ 08/31 00:21
utmua:XD 08/31 00:22
rorana:XDXDXDXDDXDXD 我還以為是大便黏在狗屁股咧XDXDXD 08/31 00:23
iamarthur:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 00:25
Hoshiwa:爸爸的慘叫好好笑XDDDDDDDD 08/31 00:26
ilikedrums:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD大便不要跑... 08/31 00:28
by216:超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 00:32
beahpcat:完全笑倒 08/31 00:32
kenshin078:這太好笑了XDDD有笑有推! 08/31 00:33
unmatched:看成你爸在後院大便XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 00:35
Imbaby:原PO圖咧......(翻桌) 08/31 00:36
beahpcat:你爸跟達斯旗好像xd 08/31 00:37
forgive0715:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 00:40
hownever:哈哈哈哈哈哈阿哈哈哈哈,爸爸好可愛XDDDDD 08/31 00:42
vanilla0929:超爆笑的... 08/31 00:43
slobcat:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 00:43
memalina:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 00:45
ruke30:太好笑了XD 08/31 00:48
cbate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 00:49
misae:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑喔 08/31 00:49
melody7812:XDDD太好笑了了拉 08/31 00:52
weli:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 08/31 01:00
coconuts:XDDD 08/31 01:02
mmmm0416:好好笑XD我真的笑了 08/31 01:02
taroding:噗庛一笑~~~哈哈哈 08/31 01:05
tc021323:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 01:10
l0955367612:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 01:14
odgdogegg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 01:21
ashakira:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 01:22
chenyichuann:XD 08/31 01:28
anita85109:天啊 我笑翻了= = 08/31 01:32
pa26288:真的好好笑喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 01:33
v7q4:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 01:47
ken047:推 epei001:大便:我要回家!! 08/31 01:59
calin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 02:04
sakurayoga:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 02:13
mairox:XDD大半夜的你害我大狂笑 08/31 02:31
lovezuo:我快笑死了XD 08/31 02:32
j123196753:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 蟑螂,大便,傻傻分不清楚阿 08/31 02:32
destiny09:大便:來追我阿~~~~~~ XDDDDDD 08/31 02:34
nightcomes:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 02:45
shuiyinmao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 03:07
hikionly:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 03:16
diedeath:蟑螂心中OS:怎麼會有人想拿鏟子對我... 08/31 03:28
sliverexile:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 04:36
franreaac:XD 08/31 07:25
ETTom:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 08:04
tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 08:34
LonyIce:XD 08/31 09:22
dreamofyou:小強:你怎麼知道我叫大便.... 08/31 09:31
qaz516:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 10:07
damnpuzzle:哈哈哈哈 08/31 10:10
Yie:XDD 08/31 10:15
neverend19:我爸要我跟各位說:謝謝捧場~但應該沒有下次了。囧... 08/31 10:23
mntpo:XDDDDD 08/31 10:23
Smallxiami:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 10:24
Joy0626:鋪... 08/31 10:26
Commands:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 10:32
evaj:這大便跑的還真快XD 08/31 10:36
anan78go:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 10:39
vi000246:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 10:51
tonyfans:讓我想到丁小雨.. 08/31 11:01
superHAbon:給他M下去了XDXDXDXD 08/31 11:26
fluffy22:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 11:33
mahou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 11:33
windangellin:大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD嗚嗚..嘴巴破洞笑起來好痛Q_Q 08/31 12:03
canako:好可愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 12:31
qwqw46:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 12:33
Solco:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD有笑有推!!好好笑喔!!!!!!!! 08/31 12:38
w83:有笑有推 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 12:59
ma701111:推 08/31 13:07
rainbowchin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 13:11
rose147:ha ha 08/31 13:31
clair822000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 13:37
ab304044:小壞蛋不要跑~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 08/31 13:41
akoung:好笑....^^ 08/31 13:56
oplk:嘴角失首 08/31 14:11
posupobala:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 14:31
shrimpp:XD 08/31 14:39
moonyating:XDDDDD 08/31 14:42
Akuikui:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 15:30
leaf28:好久沒這樣笑過XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 15:33
librann:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 16:12
loesoo:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 16:24
ruby950127:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 16:57
aacs0130:快笑瘋了...大便要怎麼滾阿? 08/31 17:01
lobelia:誰家的大便跑很快? 08/31 17:24
kiba226:好可愛喔 哈哈 08/31 18:17
e78226:看成原PO爸在後院大便+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 18:47
ea1a:蟑螂看成大便XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD眼鏡真的很重要 08/31 18:48
lerxi:大便真調皮~~~~~~~~ 08/31 18:56
matthew531:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 讚啦!!! 08/31 19:11
sousy:哈哈哈 08/31 19:37
chouyihen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 19:41
JohnnyWalker: 大便:「哈哈,來追我阿。」 08/31 20:37
jadi:小強:"我是無辜的啊!!不要來追我" XD 08/31 21:44
uzumaki:XDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 21:50
chiou123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈哈 08/31 22:00
h52101019:c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 c8 08/31 22:01
englwings:有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 22:12
bubblehappy:hahaha 08/31 22:29
emilyluvsptt:XDDDDDDDD 阿哈哈哈哈!!!! 08/31 22:56
happymyheart:哈哈哈哈哈 08/31 22:57
zoe123:這篇有笑點 爸爸真可愛~~ 08/31 23:24
bluebarley:好笑!!!!!!!!!!!! 08/31 23:36
lifefree:太好笑了~~ 08/31 23:46
sk8678:爸爸太可愛啦 推文也超好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 23:50
barbariane:賽勒棍툡! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 08/31 23:52
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youngyeehang:大便會移動!! 08/31 23:57
lee527011:話說你眼力真好 從窗戶都比你爸看的清楚耶~~ 09/01 01:01
joycemei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/01 01:48
stepsun:你爸好CUTE喔~XD 09/01 06:52
TiTT:超好笑..不過那是不是代表..那個小強很大隻阿=___= 09/01 08:30
catcallnia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/01 09:21