以下為原文及譯文
Subject: Re: fuck you!
Date: Thu, 11 Nov 1999 17:31:44 CST
From: "Chiayuan Lee" <yapid@hotmail.com>
To: lidance@neto.net
> fuck, i just went to the shit indian embassy.
幹你娘, 我剛從狗屎印度大使館回來
> M=me, S=shit india ah-mountain
M=我 S=狗屎印度阿山(三)
> M:excuse me, i want to apply the visa (and then show my passport)
我:打擾了, 我來申請簽證(同時拿出我的護照)
> S:you're chinese!
印度阿三:你是中國人!
> M:well,not so exactly,I am from Taiwan.
我:嗯,不完全正確,我來自台灣
> S:(return my passport) you have to wait for at least 8 weeks becuase
印度阿三:(交還我的護照) 你要等至少八週,因為
> we have to make a reference from new delhi.
我們要和新德里照會一下.
> if you can wait for so long,please let me know.
假如你可以等的話,請讓我知道.
> M:but but but i am not chinese!
我:但 但 但是我不是中國人!
> S:you must understand that we don't issue visa to taiwanese. so if
印度阿三:你必需瞭解,我們並不發給台灣人簽證.所以假如
> you want to apply our visa, you must be chinese.
你想要拿到我們的簽證, 你一定得是中國人.
> M:fuck your mother shit india ah-mountain(in chinese),ok,i understand
我:幹你娘機掰狗屎印度阿三(用中文) ,好吧,我瞭解了
> thank you very much(in english)
非常謝謝你(用英文)
> so, i can't get a visa to go to the shit india. and if possible,may
所以我拿不到去狗屎印度的簽證. 還有如果可能的話,是否
> you please help me to call the our ministry of foregn affairs and
可以請你幫我打去問我們國家外交部,還有
> indian office in taiwan? i wonder if it's really impossible to apply
印度在台辦公室? 我想知道是否真的不可能拿到
> a visa of india.
印度的簽證.
> if i can't have indian visa, then i can't go anywhere except flying
假如我不能拿到印度簽證, 我就不能到任何地方去了,除非是飛
> to bangkok...(it's not possible to go to thailand cross myamar)
到曼谷.......(不可能到泰國而不經過緬甸)
> fuck, i will never ever eat curry anymore~ fuck fuck fuck india!!!
幹你娘, 我再也不吃咖哩了~ 幹 幹 幹 基八印度!!!!
> p.s. my moblephone has already been lost in bali...
註 :我的手機早就在巴里島掉了.....
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