[就可大賽]短篇

[zhutuoni (zhutuo)]

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem
with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell
and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since
I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't
smell and are silent."

The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."

The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says,
 "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts...
although still silent... stink terribly."

The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses,
let's work on your hearing."

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作者: bright9 (對麗塔要冷靜) 看板: joke
標題: Re: [就可大賽]短篇
時間: Mon May  3 22:59:59 2004

※ 引述《zhutuoni (zhutuo)》之銘言：
: A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem
: with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell
: and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since
: I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't
: smell and are silent."
: The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week."
: The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says,
:  "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts...
: although still silent... stink terribly."
: The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses,
: let's work on your hearing."

這篇沒有雙關語 可以翻成中文

有個小姐去找醫生:
"醫生我會一直放屁,但也還好啦,我沒有很困擾.
 因為人家的屁都不會臭,也不會響.
 其實,進來以後,我已經放了最少20個了,
 您都沒感覺 就是因為人家的屁都不會臭,也不會響"

醫生說:
"我知道了,把這些藥拿回家吃,下禮拜再來一次"

下禮拜小姐來看醫生

"醫生 你到底給我什麼?! 我的屁還是靜靜的放個不停,
  而且臭到爆!!"

醫生說:
"很好!你的鼻塞已經治好了,現在要治你的重聽."

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