[就賽] The Irishman 愛爾蘭男人

[Raimondo (小瑞瑞)]

An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking beer.

有一個愛爾蘭男人在酒吧喝了一整晚的酒。

The bartender finally says that the bar is closed.

到最後酒保說這酒吧要打烊了。

So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face.

於是他起身離開摔了個臉朝地。

He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will
sober him up.

他想著爬到外頭，呼吸一點新鮮空氣也許會使他清醒一些。

Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face.

到了外頭他站起身又摔了個臉朝地。

So he crawls home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face.

於是他爬回家，在門前站起又摔了個臉朝地。

He crawls through the door and up the stairs.

他爬過了門和樓梯。

When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up.
This time he falls right into bed and is sound asleep.

當他到達他的床時，他再一次試著站起。
這一次他正好跌在床上並且睡著了。

He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him.

翌日早晨，他醒來看到他的太太正站在旁邊對他大吼。

"So, you've been out drinking again!!"

”你又出去喝酒了！’

"How did you know?" he asks.

"你怎麼知道的？"　男人問。




















"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."

‘酒吧剛剛打電話來，說你又把輪椅留在那兒了。’



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