作者YearSecDay (年初二)
看板joke
標題爸爸的遺言
時間Sat Oct 16 19:02:42 2004
Father O'Grady was saying his good-byes to the parishioners after his
Sunday morning service as he always does when Mary Clancey came up to
him in tears. "What's bothering you, dear?" asked Farther O'Grady.
"Oh, father, I've got terrible news." Replied Mary. "My husband
passed away last night."
"Oh, Mary!" said the good father. "That's terrible. Tell me, Mary,
did he have any last requests?"
"Yes...," Mary replied sheepishly.
"Well?"
"He said, 'Please, Mary, put down the gun.'"
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