好萊塢電影教我們的十件事

[perspective (你是豬阿你!!!)]

1. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off-even while scuba diving.
口紅只要一擦上去,就永遠不會褪掉,就算潛水時也不會

2. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will
wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
被毒打也不會露出痛苦表情的男人,卻會在女人為他清洗傷口時退縮

3. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the of a football
stadium.
一隻火柴足夠照亮足球場那麼大的空間

4. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright pant.
任何人從惡夢中驚醒時會突然坐起來喘氣

5. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road,it is necessary to turn
the steering wheel vigously from left to right every few moments.
就算開直路,也必須三不五時地大力向右打方向盤

6. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20
men firing at one.
一個人射殺二十個人比二十個人射殺一個人成功的機會大

7. Dogs always know who''s bad will naturally bark at them
狗永遠知道誰是壞人,而且一定會對他們吠叫 .

8. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts
 so you know exactly when they''re going to go off.
所有的炸彈都會裝有顯示紅色報時數字的大型計時器,讓你清楚知道他們何時會爆炸

9. Guns are like disposable razs-if you run out of bullets, just throw the
gun away. You can always find a new one.
槍枝就像是拋棄式的刮鬍刀,如果子彈用光了,把槍丟掉就是了,你總是可以找到一隻新的

10.A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
警探只有在被停職後才會破案

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