▏>(一)
▏>Hello,you've reached Jim and Sonya.
▏>We can't pick up the phone right now,
▏>because we're doing somthing we really enjoy.
▏>Sonya likes doing it up and down,
▏>and I like doing it left to right...real slowly.
▏>So leave a message,and when we're done brushing our teeth,
▏>we'll get back to you.
▏>
▏>哈囉,你打來吉姆和珊雅家了!
▏>我們現在沒辦法接聽電話,
▏>因為我們正在做我們愛做的事.
▏>珊雅喜歡上下做,
▏>而我喜歡左右做...慢慢做.
▏>所以請留下你要說的話,
▏>當我們刷牙刷好後,我們就會回call給你囉!
▏>
▏>(二)
▏>Hi,this is Join.
▏>If you are the phone company,I'v already sent the money.
▏>If you are my parents, please send money.
▏>If you are my financial aid institution,you didn't lend me
▏>enough money.
▏>If you are my friends,you owe me money.
▏>If you are a female,don't worry, I have plenty of money.
▏>
▏>嗨!這是約翰!
▏>如果你是電話公司,那我已經把錢交了!
▏>如果你是我老爸或老媽,請把錢寄過來~~
▏>如果你是我的債主(資金援助機構),你借我的錢還不夠~~
▏>如果你是我的朋友,你還欠我錢!
▏>如果你是女的,別擔心!我有很多錢喔~~
▏>
▏>(三)
▏>Hi,I'm probably home,I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
▏>Leave me a message,and if I don't call back,it's you.
▏>
▏>嗨!我可能在家,我只是在躲某些我不喜歡的人.
▏>把話留給我,假如沒收到我的回call.
▏>
▏>(四)
▏>Please leave a message.However,you have the right to remain
▏>silent.
▏>Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
▏>
▏>請留下你要說的話.但是,你有保持緘默的權力!
▏>所有你所說的話將被錄音並且被我們使用!
▏>
▏>
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