有色笑話 (英文版)

[Satanophany (Superhero)]

One evening after a few drinks at the local tavern, two buddies named Kirk and

 Bernie started discussing their wives. Quickly the conversation moved on to

orgasms.

Bernie asked Kirk, "Did you know that there are four different types of

orgasms?"

Kirk replied, "Really? I had no idea. What are they?"

Bernie answered, "Well, they are the Positve, Negative, Religious, and

the Fake."

"What's the difference? asked Kirk.

Bernie replied, "The Positive goes, 'Oh yes! Ooh yes!'

The Negative goes, 'Oh no! Oh no!' The Religious goes,

'Oh God! Oh God!' And, the Fake one goes, 'Oh Kirk! Oh Kirk!'"



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