作者sekainohate (別開槍啊! 我是來講和的!)
看板joke
標題PROVING IDENTITY
時間Wed Sep 25 08:53:15 2002
Einstein, Picasso and George W Bush are lined up at heaven's gate and
St. Peter is ready to interview them.
He says to Einstein..."You must prove who you really are." Einstein takes a
chalk and with advanced math and symbols he writes an extract from his Theory
of Relativity."
"OK, you may pass."
Then it is Picasso's turn. He takes the chalk and with a few strokes,
sketches a stunning mural on the blackboard.
"You are truly the great artist you claim to be" says St Peter. "You may
pass."
Then he looks at George W and scratches his head. "Einstein and Picasso have
both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?"
George looks bewildered and says "Who are Einstein and Picasso?"
St Peter says "Come on in, George."
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凱因斯說過:
"什麼事情老是有人說長期來看 好 那麼長期來看 我們都死了"
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