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外國人似乎別喜歡開金髮女郎玩笑
在網路上看到幾個 不知大家看過沒
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A: Fertilised.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out on the screen.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night !
Q: Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?
A: She was trying to blow her horn.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.
第一個和最後一個 真是挺好笑的
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