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Women top 5 lies:
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage.
1. I am coming I am coming!!!
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What is the closest thing to a woman period?
Your SALARY...
It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't come,
you are in big trouble!!
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Why is your penis better than a credit card?
1. Once spent it recharges itself.
2. It is accepted worldwide.
3. You can let your wife use it as much as she wants.
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A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing.
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LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our neighbor's son has a penis
like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
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Latest Statistics: What men do after sex?
2% eat.
3% smoke cigarettes.
4% take shower.
5% go to sleep.
86% get up and go back home to their wives.
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