人之初-英文版
人之初：Atthebeginingoflife.
性本善：Sexisgood.
性相近：Basically,allthesexaresame.
習相遠：Butitdependsonhowthewayyoudoit.
苟不教：Ifyoudonotpractiseallthetime.
性乃遷：Sexwillleaveyou..
教之道：Thewayoflearningit
貴以專：isveryimportanttomakelovewithonlyoneperson.
昔孟母：Onceagreatmother,MrsMeng
擇鄰處：choseherneighbourtoavoidbadsexinfluence.
子不學：Ifyoudon'tstudyhard,
斷機杼：YourDickwillbecomeuseless.
竇燕山：Dou,theFamous
有義方：ownedaveryeffectiveexcitingmedicine
教五子：Allhisfivesontookit
名俱揚：andtheirsexualabilitywerewell-kown.
養不教：Ifyourchildrendon'tknowhowtodoit,
父之過：Itisallyourfault.
教不嚴：Iftheyhadlotsofproblemswithit,
師之惰：theirteachermustbetoolazytotellthemdetailsonsex.
子不學：Youmayrefusetostudythis
非所宜：butthatisarealmistake
幼不學：Ifyoudon'tlearnitinchildhood,
老何為：youwillloseyourabilitywhenaged
玉不琢：Ifyoudon'texerciseyourdick,
不成器：Itwon'tbecomehardandstrong.
人不學：Ifyoudon'tlearnsex,
不知義：Youcanbynomeansenjoyitssweetness
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