昨天看一本書"THE COMPLETE IDIOT'S GUIDE TO SHAKESPEARE",
by LAURIE ROZAKIS, Ph,D.
發現個笑話....
覺得還蠻好笑的!
所以,想分享^_^
雖然應該有人已經聽過了!
ㄛ...笑話是英文....但是不難懂ㄛ:D
God look over the millions of people and says, "Welcome to Heaven. I want the
women to go with Saint Peter, and the men to form two lines. Make one line of
the men that dominated their women on earth, and the other of men who were
dominated by their women."
There's much movement and eventually the women are gone and there are two
lines. The line of the men who were dominated is 100 miles long. The line of
men of dominated women has only one man.
God says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image,
and you were all dominated by your mates. Look at the man who stood up and made
me proud. Learn from him!"
He turns to the man and says, "Tell them, my son. How did you manage to be the
only one on that line?"
The man says, "I don't know; my wife told me to stand here."
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