Re: [徵求]英文笑話 懸賞500p

[Alemel (解謎者)]

※ 引述《Tranquilla (Latte + 菸)》之銘言：
: 今天要上台報告  莫名其妙的規則
: 要講英文笑話...(全英文版本唷~)
: 我爬了文  只找到Joking is my sister那一篇
: 拜請拜請  各位就可的強者  提供我英文笑話吧!!!
: 不見得要簡短  但是要聽來易懂  講了沒人反應也很尷尬= =
: 採用的  雙手獻上稅前五百批
: 幫幫忙  急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急急~


A classical one:



Bush got something wrong with his brain, and he went to see a doctor.

After the medical examination, the doctor told him:

"Bad news, Mr. President. Your brain has two parts: one is left, and another is right.
Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left!"

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推 donyuan:左腦已不對勁，右腦空無一物.....XD
推 ZyMe:哈哈   這好笑^_^
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