[笑話] An English Joke

[sixx (617)]

Georege died in a fire.  He's badly burn and can't be recognized.
Thus, cop called his two friends, Mike and John, to identify George.
When Mike came and saw the body.  He told cop "Flip him over."
Cop did what he said.  Mike looked at George's butt and said "no, not George."
Cop asked "how can u be sure?" Mike answered, "Cuz George has two assholes."
Then it's John's turn.  John said the same thing, "Flip him over."
Cop fliped the body.  John looked at George's butt and said "no, that's not him."
Cop asked "how can u be sure?" John said "Cuz George has two assholes."
The cops were confused and called both Mike and John.
The captain said "Are you sure that's not George."
Both answered "Yeah".  The captain said "cuz he has two assholes? how?"
Mike and John said "Whenever three of us go to village, we always hear
people said 'lo, there comes George with those two assholes!"

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作者: snowanimal (animal) 看板: joke
標題: Re: [笑話] An English Joke
時間: Thu Jun  2 23:19:21 2005

※ 引述《sixx (617)》之銘言：
: Georege died in a fire.  He's badly burn and can't be recognized.

George死在一場火災中. 由於被大火侵襲以至於面目全非無法辨識

: Thus, cop called his two friends, Mike and John, to identify George.

然後, 警察請了他兩個朋友 Mike 還有 John 來幫助辨識 George

: When Mike came and saw the body.  He told cop "Flip him over."

當 Mike 來到現場看了屍體之後. 他要求警察 "將他的屍體翻過來"

: Cop did what he said.  Mike looked at George's butt and said "no, not George."

警察照做了. Mike 看了看 George 的屁股之後說 "不 這不是 Geoege".

: Cop asked "how can u be sure?" Mike answered, "Cuz George has two assholes."

警察問道 "你如何如此肯定?" Mike 答道 "因為 George 有兩個屁眼 (asshole)"

: Then it's John's turn.  John said the same thing, "Flip him over."

這時候換到 John了. John 也做了同樣的要求 "將他的屍體翻過來"

: Cop fliped the body.  John looked at George's butt and said "no, that's not him."

警察把屍體翻過來. John 看了看 George 的屁股之後說 "不 這不是 George".

: Cop asked "how can u be sure?" John said "Cuz George has two assholes."

警察問道 "你如何如此肯定?" John 答道 "因為 George 有兩個屁眼 (asshole)"

: The cops were confused and called both Mike and John.

此時警察困擾了, 並且把 Mike 跟 John都找來.

: The captain said "Are you sure that's not George."

警官問 "你們都確信這不屍體不是 George?"

: Both answered "Yeah".  The captain said "cuz he has two assholes? how?"

兩人異口同聲的回答 "是的" 警官接著說 "因為他有兩個屁眼 (asshole)? 怎麼回事?"

: Mike and John said "Whenever three of us go to village, we always hear

Mike 跟 John 說 "當我們三個到村莊時, 我們常常聽到村民說:

: people said 'lo, there comes George with those two assholes!"

'哈 George 跟那兩個混帳 (asshole) 來了'"


翻譯完畢

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