作者Fari (RD = Ready to Die)
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標題Re: [囧rz] 強力徵求一分鐘英文笑話 搶救英文成績
時間Tue Dec 6 18:40:54 2005
※ 引述《Kinra (金六)》之銘言:
: ※ 引述《powerfulbird (去你的花開富貴!!)》之銘言:
: : Which animal has biggest breast?
: : A: zebra (Z bra)
: When will you feel unlucky seeing a black cat?
: A: When you are a rat.
Bush's Doctor Visit
Bush got something wrong with his brain and he went to see a doctor.
After medical examination, the doctor told him:
"Your brain has two parts: one is left, and another is right.
Your left brain has nothing right. Your right brain has nothing left."
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魔王須知第七十一條:
如果要讓我的敵人困在永遠的無心智狀態,我會提供他們免費無限的網際網路。
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