推 RoxanneLi:這是誰在一壘英文版XDrz 12/06 19:41
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※ 引述《blackjoke (OTZ)》之銘言：
: ※ 引述《LOVELYMAY (愛與夢沉)》之銘言：
: 如題 明天就要上台了 希望有情有義的板友可以幫幫我 感激不盡
: A:What's your mother's name?
: B:Her name is Happy.
: A:Are you kidding?
: B:No, Kidding is my sister, I'm Joking!
: 不到一分鐘~ 你做了一個好夢嗎?
(可以和同學唱唱雙簧)
Hu's the new leader of China 誰在一壘？
by Jim Sherman
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(We take you now to the Oval Office.)
Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
Bush: Great. Lay it on me.
Rice: Hu is the new leader of China.
Bush: That's what I want to know.
Rice: That's what I'm telling you.
Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China ?
Rice: Yes.
Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
Rice: Hu.
Bush: The guy in China .
Rice: Hu.
Bush: The new leader of China .
Rice: Hu.
Bush: The Chinaman!
Rice: Hu is leading China .
Bush: Now whaddya asking me for?
Rice: I'm telling you Hu is leading China .
Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China ?
Rice: That's the mans name.
Bush: That's who's name?
Rice: Yes.
Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China ?
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China ?
I thought he was in the Middle East.
Rice: That's correct.
Bush: Then who is in China ?
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir is in China ?
Rice: No, sir.
Bush: Then who is?
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: Yassir?
Rice: No, sir.
Bush: Look, Rice. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Rice: Kofi? (Kofi Anan)
Bush: No, thanks.
Rice: You want Kofi?
Bush: No.
Rice: You don't want Kofi.
Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Rice: Kofi?
Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Rice: And call who?
Bush: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Rice: Hu is the guy in China .
Bush: Will you stay out of China ?!
Rice: Yes, sir.
Bush: And stay out of the Middle East !
Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Rice: Kofi.
Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Rice: Rice, here.
Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Maybe we should send some to the guy in China .
And the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East ?
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