[笑話] 可以說個半小時的英文笑話

[cold07play (伊朗人)]

Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up that
morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hope my wife would be
pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possible have a present
for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.”

I thought… well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids will remember.

My kids came into breakfast and didn’t say a word.
So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, “Good morning,
boss. Happy Birthday!”

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o’clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said,

“You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your birthday,
let’s go out to lunch, just you and me.”

I said, “Thanks Jane, that’s the greatest thing I’ve hear all day.
Let’s go!”

We went to lunch. But we didn’t go where we normally would go.

We dined instead at a little place with a private table.
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said,

“You know, it’s such a beautiful day …
 We don’t need to go back to the office, do we?”

I responded, “I guess not. What do you have in mind?”

She said, “Let’s go to my apartment.”

After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said,

“Boss, if you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for a moment.
 I’ll be right back.”

“ Ok.” I nervously replied.


She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes;
she came out carrying a huge birthday cake…
followed by my wife, kids and dozens of my friends and co-workers,

all signing “Happy Birthday.”





And I just sat there… On the couch… Naked


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