[耍冷]上聯:頭頸肩背腰大小雙全..下聯是?

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標題[耍冷]上聯:頭頸肩背腰大小雙全..下聯是?

時間Wed Sep 20 11:14:49 2006

昨天下班經過一家國術館.. 突然看到一個對聯.. 上聯是: 頭頸肩背腰大小雙全感覺上很有氣勢的上聯..當然很急者想要知道他下聯要怎麼對.. 可是被擋住..要等綠燈車子移動一下才看的到.. [車子移動中....................................................] 下聯是: 部部部部部腿腿手身 X的..一整個遜掉.. XD (原來是價目表) 第一次在這POST文....難笑也笑一下咩.. ^^ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.126.16.170

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