[囧rz] 髒話...

[terrypig (豬董A)]

話說...在我五歲那年的某一天,家中來了客人,
客廳被大人佔據,只好跟老哥兩個窩在房間打電動...



ㄟ...你玩很久了耶!!!

哪有!!!你才是!!!今天你玩一整個下午!!

不管啦!!!這條命死了換我!!!

不要!你去死啦!

!@##$%^.........(扭打中)




最後...我追著我老哥跑,ㄧ邊哭ㄧ邊追打還把畢生所學的髒話全都飆出來...

[幹你娘的!!!!賣造...嗚...嗚...幹你娘"老機掰"...嗚...]

衝出客廳的同時(完全忘了有客人)...我娘(也就是他娘)...擋住了我的去路...

ㄧ手把我拎了起來...對著我說....
















































是在多老?!(台語)



      是在多老?!(台語)



               是在多老?!(台語)




                      是在多老?!(台語)




                                是在多老?!(台語)


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