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※ 引述《ByeByeBear (咕 掰掰)》之銘言: : 有一天mary和john在約會,mary發現john不是自己喜歡的類型,想要在今天之內甩掉他 : 約3分鐘短劇 要用英文演出 Version 1 Before the dinner,Mary put a card cover over at desk. John:I want to tell you something.I fall in love with you at first sight. Mary:Look!When you want to tell me your love,I can turn the card over.The card I put at the desk is"You Are The Nice Guy".And then you can't do anything about love at this dinner. John:Why????? Mary:Because our math teacher often asks for leave. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Version 2 John:Mary,I love you. Mary:Ah...Maybe you can come to my room tonight. At Mary's room at night... (BGM:If Time Goes Back~~) John:Mary!Take Your Body!! (John push a woman down.) (thunderclap) John:Why are you instead of your sister?? Kary:(shy)Because you and she are both the people I most love. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.64.154.49 ※ 編輯: windskald 來自: 61.64.154.49 (03/10 17:11)