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作者freewash (台灣若罷工 幹掉高齡瘋)
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標題[ＸＤ] 黑人的故事
時間Sat Oct 21 16:39:54 2006
有一天黑人出外景，不慎被食人族逮到。 食人族抓到黑人後，就準備的一大鍋水以及一些柴火，準備水煮黑人 以便大快朵頤一番。 黑人發覺食人族的水加太多了，柴火又不夠多，根本不容易熟。於是他想到 一個絕妙好計：他人沉入水裡，假裝已經被煮到掛掉了；接著他就在水裡一 直不斷的吹泡泡，製造水滾的假象，然後要趁食人族接近時，一拳擊昏然後 便立即逃跑。 此時的食人族由於看到水滾，又因為他們樂於分享的關係，便集結了居住在 四處的鄉民，以便一起享用。 他們一群人一同接近了鍋子，準備要把黑人撈起來。黑人此時驚覺不對，於 是便裝死，一動也不動。就這樣，黑人被撈了起來，被放在桌子上。 此時，鄉民們發覺怪怪的，就用手摸了一下黑人，譙了一聲: 「幹你媽的，裝什麼熟!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!」 -- ◢██◣ ╭──╮ |⊙ ⊙| ╭───╮ █ ◥▌╭ 謝 │ ●~ ●~ |▼▼▼▼| | 我不吃∣ ◤□︵□▌ │謝 │ ●~ ●~ |▲▲▲▲| | 這個的∣ ╲_□╱ │~! │ ●~ ●~ ╯| ╯| ︱ 給你!∣ ◢___◤ ╰──╯ |___| ╰───╯ ▌▌ =========== 卡卡獸 涉及賄選 ============ ( ( -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.64.108.23
推 kotric:幹！這個好笑 XD 10/21 16:41
推 yasopp:推XDDD 10/21 16:42
推 roger0918:幹你媽的，裝什麼熟! 10/21 16:44
推 aniwufa:XD 10/21 16:51
推 chou:哈哈哈 黑人裝熟 10/21 16:51
推 wearytolove: 　　　 ╭───╮ 10/21 16:52
→ wearytolove: 　　　 │ χ │....哩瞎郎?? 10/21 16:52
→ wearytolove: ＿＿ 　　　 ╱＿＿＿◢ 10/21 16:52
→ wearytolove: ╱ ╲ 　　　￣▏ 川◥ 10/21 16:52
→ wearytolove:▕-Θ︿Θ-▏　　　 ╲╮ ╱ 10/21 16:52
→ wearytolove:▕ ▽ ▏　　　 ◢￣￣◣ 10/21 16:52
→ wearytolove: ╲____╱ 　　　 ▕建民▏ 10/21 16:52
→ wearytolove: ◢ 內 ◤ 　　　 ▕╱╲▏ 10/21 16:52
→ wearytolove: ▕身寸▏ 10/21 16:52
→ wearytolove: ◤◥ 阿民我熟得咧!!我還要找他上內射會喔 10/21 16:52
→ wearytolove:　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　ForSinSoKing 10/21 16:52
推 ArnoX:XD 本日最中肯 10/21 17:07
推 moboo:XDDDDDD 10/21 17:12
推 LittleRose:不推不行 10/21 17:23
推 happy897:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 17:25
推 abc1234586:XD 10/21 17:30
推 sylnia:好好笑XD 10/21 17:32
推 Showyow:XD 10/21 17:34
推 zeais:裝熟魔人 黑人 10/21 17:45
推 kimi1:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 17:47
推 kinny741224:裝熟魔人阿XD 10/21 17:48
推 raistL:XDDDDDDDDD 10/21 17:49
推 miajing:XD 10/21 17:50
推 cses87254:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 17:51
推 iowaya:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 17:53
推 Keng:XDXDXDXD 理瞎狼?? 10/21 17:57
推 XiCheng:乾，怎麼會那麼好笑 10/21 18:01
推 YCSBB:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 18:02
推 alan1003:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 18:02
推 DonPu:哈哈超豪洨的啦XDDXDDXDXDXDDXDDXDDXDXDXDD 10/21 18:02
推 l1l1l1l1:............只有我沒笑嗎? 10/21 18:04
推 bwcat:幹 好笑 10/21 18:05
推 yinjing:這圖讚呀 XD 10/21 18:07
→ yinjing:我是指推文裡的圖 ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 10/21 18:08
推 Zeroyeu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 18:09
推 eminemk10: 讚 10/21 18:09
推 maomao150213:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 18:13
推 s20953:一針見血!!! 10/21 18:18
推 hellohsieh:XD~~ 10/21 18:24
推 powerbaby:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 18:25
推 lightman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 18:27
推 emeraldisle:幹 裝什麼熟! 10/21 18:36
推 victorlam:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 18:43
推 DevilVic:XDDDD幹你媽的裝什麼熟，中肯阿 10/21 18:53
→ DevilVic:借轉到吐嘈可以嗎? 10/21 18:55
※ DevilVic:轉錄至看板 TuTsau 10/21 18:55
推 Cruiser:XDDDDDDD 10/21 18:58
推 krain1:中肯啦!!! 10/21 19:00
推 lockbolt:100 10/21 19:01
推 ewiniar:我笑了... 10/21 19:02
推 opisking:不錯笑.. 10/21 19:05
推 ipillf:去妳媽的 我快笑死了 怎麼這麼好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 19:06
推 hl4su3ao4:我的嘴角~喔不~ 10/21 19:08
推 arrogant:XD 10/21 19:12
推 higreater:喔阿阿阿阿阿~~~ 這太好笑了XD 10/21 19:16
推 cornman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 19:18
推 hzc0725:幹 好笑 10/21 19:19
※ hzc0725:轉錄至看板 CMWang 10/21 19:19
推 lecheck:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 19:19
推 tomwang:太好笑了... 10/21 19:21
推 kemy236:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 19:25
推 zannen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 19:29
推 ddreamers:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 太讚了！ 10/21 19:34
推 Silicone:100 10/21 19:35
推 rhox:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 19:36
推 yjlin:幹你媽的，裝什麼熟! 10/21 19:44
推 NewFemale:XDDDDD 10/21 19:45
推 justjay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 19:47
推 timyau:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 19:48
推 NUKnigel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 19:49
推 nobrain5566:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 20:10
推 polostar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這篇有爆炸的潛能 10/21 20:17
推 Zeroyeu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 20:20
推 WatanabeKen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 20:21
→ WatanabeKen:太讚 10/21 20:21
推 palmardrama:nice o 10/21 20:23
推 IsKen:XDDDDDDD 10/21 20:24
推 Commands:XDDDDD...裝什麼熟～ 10/21 20:39
推 nonstopmusic:Good Job 10/21 20:42
推 adudu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 20:49
推 njack:本文中肯 幹你媽裝什麼熟XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 20:55
推 melamela:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 21:00
推 airer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 裝熟你最會~ 10/21 21:03
推 s20953:哈哈哈~ 黑人:巴拿馬總統跟我也有點交情 10/21 21:06
推 ThuLonnie:XDDDD 10/21 21:07
推 sakuraorjill:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 21:08
→ evart:XD 10/21 21:09
推 wacer8486:黑人:我真的跟建仔很熟 10/21 21:14
推 fonecat: 黑人:我真的跟建仔很熟 10/21 21:15
推 junfun:XDDDDD 10/21 21:17
推 Anderpiece:XDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 21:23
推 angelo20:XD 10/21 21:24
推 pphank:卡卡獸 涉及賄選 10/21 21:29
推 wineofheart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 21:37
推 wchotshit: 　　　 ╭───╮ 10/21 21:39
→ wchotshit: 　　　 │ χ │....哩瞎郎?? 10/21 21:39
→ wchotshit: ＿＿ 　　　 ╱＿＿＿◢ 10/21 21:39
→ wchotshit: ╱ ╲ 　　　￣▏ 川◥ 10/21 21:39
→ wchotshit:▕-Θ︿Θ-▏　　　 ╲╮ ╱ 10/21 21:39
→ wchotshit:▕ ▽ ▏　　　 ◢￣￣◣ 10/21 21:39
→ wchotshit: ╲____╱ 　　　 ▕建民▏ 10/21 21:39
→ wchotshit: ◢ 內 ◤ 　　　 ▕╱╲▏ 10/21 21:39
→ wchotshit: ▕身寸▏ 10/21 21:39
→ wchotshit: ◤◥ 阿民我熟得咧!!我還要找他上內射會喔 10/21 21:39
→ wchotshit:　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　ForSinSoKing 10/21 21:39
推 Allenshady:乾你媽啦 裝什麼熟 10/21 21:47
推 krain1:裝什麼熟 10/21 21:52
推 longface:黑人：我是史蒂芬周的朋友，給點面子嘛 10/21 21:54
※ etgohome:轉錄至某隱形看板 10/21 21:55
推 freewash:哇 嚇到 一回來竟然變成85 10/21 21:58
推 Darius1979:靠邀 我一整個笑翻了 XDDDD~ 10/21 21:59
推 KAMASAKI:XDDD 10/21 22:06
推 backslash:愛裝熟的黑人 10/21 22:08
推 SmallLong:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 22:14
推 iloveGoogle:滿分 Xd 10/21 22:22
推 pigman1331:幫你爆 10/21 22:26
推 ohole:1000000000000000分!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 22:28
推 minilimit:XDDDDDDDD 10/21 22:33
推 bymyself:XDDDDD 10/21 22:36
推 godofxbox:XDDDDDDD 10/21 22:36
推 kotric:頭推再尾推~~ 10/21 22:37
推 jerry34:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 22:38
推 yjlin:黑人:我跟5566是馬吉 我最喜歡娘府的屁股 10/21 22:38
→ jerry34:XDDD 10/21 22:39
推 kotric:頭推再推爆～～～XD 10/21 22:39
推 tarantula:XDXXDXDXDXDXD 10/21 22:40
→ kotric:哇 真的爆了!! 10/21 22:40
推 TaiwanJunior:滿點!!!..XDDDDD 10/21 23:00
推 proletariat:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 10/21 23:05
推 crawdex:XDDDDDDD 10/21 23:16
推 rei196:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 23:21
推 nekaki:讚 10/21 23:23
推 fsguts:再厲害的找不到了 10/21 23:26
推 hung0724:讚啦 10/21 23:35
推 pttbest:爽啦 原PO 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000分 10/21 23:43
→ dragoni:幹你媽的！裝什麼熟！！ 10/21 23:44
推 madsperm:XD 洨了 10/21 23:56
推 dancouga:Woo~~~Woo~~~Woo~~~Woo~~~Woo~~~Woo~~~Woo~~~Woo~~~ 10/22 00:12
推 jeffgk2005:XDD 10/22 00:27
推 CaoPi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 00:29
推 pichuanlin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 00:37
推 hope951:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 01:15
推 tenfaces:推爆 黑人愛裝熟 10/22 01:18
推 Invincibleme:不得不加 10/22 01:44
推 LeeDay:XDD 10/22 01:53
推 lordguyboy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/22 01:59
推 newest:幹你媽的！裝什麼熟！！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 02:01
推 zasdee:幹你媽的！裝什麼熟！！ XD 10/22 02:32
推 duo751111:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 02:46
推 OObaga:幹你媽的！裝什麼熟！！ 10/22 02:48
推 no0467:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 03:03
※ Herodotus:轉錄至看板 CMWang 10/22 03:04
→ laputaca:你媽的 ! 裝什麼熟! ! 10/22 03:18
推 edenas:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 03:31
推 wildinheart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 03:51
推 complete:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 04:29
推 eggimage:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 世紀最爆笑!! XDDDDDD 10/22 07:07
推 saidon:WOO~~~~WOO~~~~WOO~~~~ 10/22 08:11
推 kim:YOYOYOYOYO 10/22 08:55
推 flylover:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 09:41
→ PIGTrue:還不錯笑XDDDD 10/22 11:11
推 walume:幹你媽的！裝什麼熟! ! 幹你媽的 超好笑的拉 10/22 11:13
推 axyl:XD 10/22 11:55
推 bluesky00000:XD 10/22 12:19
推 ahlbks:哈哈~~~不錯笑!!! 10/22 13:13
→ lonely0830:XDDDDD幹你媽的 裝什麼熟XD 10/22 14:57
推 emorson:哈哈！XD 10/22 15:34
推 jp6vup:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這個好笑啦幹 10/22 15:55
推 ladiosdeath:說的太好啦!!! 10/22 16:20
推 ehrlich:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太中肯的啦!!!! 10/22 18:29
推 cyberrush:報了報了 10/22 18:36
推 westfour:哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 18:37
→ evay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 19:56
推 balaz:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 21:38
推 AchiU16:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/22 22:55
推 godblessu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 10/23 00:08
推 laiemperor:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 10:44
推 Scott91:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 14:15
→ AI3yanzi:=======================..============================ 10/23 14:29
推 Junglun:黑人:我跟5566是馬吉 我最喜歡娘府的屁股 10/23 14:47
推 boomkelvin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 15:58
推 corel:水~ 10/23 20:27
推 kevin770616:讚 10/23 20:28
推 ottokang:推！ 10/23 20:40
推 jennytakashi:裝什麼熟XD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/23 22:14
推 livtyler0828:XDDDD 10/23 23:37
推 evilpoa:XD 10/24 00:19
※ evilpoa:轉錄至看板 FCU-PF2006 10/24 00:20
推 snakeh89232:XDDDDDDDD 10/24 16:53
→ darkiori:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/24 22:03
推 newyee:我愛熟社會上課囉 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/24 22:26
推 damper:XD 10/24 22:50
推 a78544521:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/24 23:48
推 Jimps:XD 10/25 00:05
推 JY180:我有一個朋友外號叫裝熟.... 10/25 00:50
推 nnjay:好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/25 01:47
推 Iceseed:中肯必推之文~XD 10/25 13:26
推 ouenygnsheng:好笑的中肯文 推啦 10/26 21:09
※ killogolo:轉錄至看板 NCHU-TIM95 10/27 14:54
推 calicocat:XD 11/02 10:13