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有個老公公,每天都要到山上砍柴, 他的老婆,對,就是老婆婆, 每天都會幫他準備好吃的飯糰,老公公 每天都會把飯糰吃完。有一天, 老公公要吃飯糰的時候,就覺得肚子好痛想烙賽, 於是便衝到茅廁,在脫褲子的時候,不小心把飯糰掉進糞坑裡了, 老公公就傷心得哭了起來,突然間!糞坑裡冒出了一個女神, 手上拿著兩個飯糰說道"你掉的是我左手上沾到便秘屎的金飯糰, 還是我右手上沾到烙賽屎的銀飯糰?" 老公公就說"幹!林北掉的是沒有沾到屎的飯糰!!!" 女神就說"老娘住糞坑這麼久,第一次遇到你這麼誠實的人, 這今飯糰和銀飯團就送給你吧!" 老公公雖然覺得髒,但是還是收下了,洗一洗飯糰上的屎, 就回家了!老婆婆很高興,靠著金銀飯糰, 從此老公公跟老婆婆過著奢華的生活, 後人為了紀念老公公的誠實,流傳下一句連麗芙泰勒 洗頭都會說的話話紀念他們: 拉個屎,Super rich! -- ╭──────────╮ ▁▁ │小叮噹 │ ╱◢█╲▁╯技安又搶我的洨去吃啦│▁ ╭──────────╮ ▏ ▏ ──────────╯ ⊙-⊙ │戰你媽的死大雄 │ □︵□ ▏ ▃ 皿 ≡ ╯再跟拎北哭夭你試試看| ◣ △╭┴╮ ▂▂▂ ╰──────────╯ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 125.230.88.86
fantasy0824:我不爭氣的笑了... 11/13 03:05
djy:簽名檔 11/13 03:05
Necomimi:這個笑話有後勁... XDDD 11/13 03:22
sixwillows:XDDDDD 11/13 03:31
xorz:這梗鋪的好XDDDD 11/13 08:12
abiang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 08:40
polostar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 08:56
neewithme:本來看不懂 念一便之後肚子好痛 11/13 09:14
chchmou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 09:23
suzzdicon:沒笑給箭頭 11/13 10:49
dennisy48:我有笑XD 11/13 12:37
rafale7gtr:拉個屎,Super Rich 11/13 12:39
dckb9736:S笑但是給推 11/13 12:49
ustart:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 12:51
hellogym:後勁好強 XD 11/13 13:28
irotasi:XD 11/13 13:34
knight00931:XD 11/13 13:34
azen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 13:34
advencer:XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 13:50
delavino:XD 11/13 14:12
keepthinking:XD 11/13 14:14
flyinbread:XDDDD 11/13 14:21
phatman:XD 11/13 14:28
Sieh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 14:49
bloodartanis:好髒XD 11/13 14:51
vml93:XDDDDD 11/13 15:13
Faoitohins:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 15:19
nenini:正點! 11/13 15:48
stickler:鋪梗鋪的好! 11/13 16:14
harold730:笑死我了= =+ 11/13 16:46
showergo:哈哈哈...後勁超強.... 11/13 17:07
loyin1:hahaha 很好笑 11/13 17:10
poppopjojo:後勁好強 笑死我! 11/13 17:11
wk7:念了還是不懂... 11/13 17:46
HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 17:55
heatice:推~~雖然有大便還是清流~!!! 爆笑....XD 11/13 18:00
Dinya:老公公說謊啦~~掉到糞坑的飯團怎麼可能沒沾屎~ 11/13 18:11
hirabbitt:每天都會幫他準備好吃的飯糰,老公公 XDDD 11/13 18:11
MurderKiller:XD 11/13 18:12
Austin52:爆笑XD 11/13 18:20
giveme5566:洨了 推XDDDDDDDDD 11/13 18:20
godderk:囧 不懂欸 有沒有人可以解個梗 11/13 18:39
pauldotcom:XD 11/13 18:43
sk050607:超白癡 哈哈 11/13 19:01
greatgordon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:03
buteo:Lux =拉個屎 11/13 19:10
Hopkin:推~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XD 11/13 19:10
kurel:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:18
lee3556:簽名檔XDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:29
Trystan:XD 11/13 19:31
a31670323:XD 11/13 19:34
gohome7:HAHA~~ 11/13 19:42
pirate634:XDDDDDDDD 11/13 19:44
easybaby:XD 今北藍 11/13 19:54
strider0617:XDDDDDDD 11/13 19:58
foolishchild:好笑 推一個 11/13 20:31
NiceGuyOrz:........... 11/13 21:20
mophyfei:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 21:21
velcro:XDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 21:29
gunfighter:XD 11/13 21:34
Gscout:XDD 11/13 21:49
lisine:XDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:27
biamoo:有HAHA有推 11/13 22:53
cocoyan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:55
devin0329:這梗好XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 22:58
Qgirl:有笑有推 哈哈哈!!! 11/13 23:21
cashko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/13 23:22
intelceo:XDDDDDDDDD 11/14 00:17
Huma:哈哈哈 很好笑阿 11/14 00:26
clover929:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~笑到肚子痛 11/14 00:37
bisconect:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 11/14 01:52
deity2838:有笑有推XDDD 怎麼選都是噁心的飯團XDDDDDD~~~ 11/14 02:10
graceya33:SUPER RICH~~!! 11/14 02:42
hibanyou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 09:09
taied:科科 11/14 09:53
seventhstar:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 10:05
NYAITHEE:這個梗也撲太長了吧....XDDDDDDD 11/14 10:40
okgothen:XD 11/14 10:40
Speculate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 11:13
tingtingwan:後勁無敵強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/14 11:41
AF1:XDDDDDDDDD 11/14 11:59
tomjack0405:XDDDDDDD 11/14 12:07