Re: [ＸＤ] 害羞的雞排

[gn01982027 (夢露是個好樂團)]

有個樵夫的斧頭不小心掉到湖裡去

結果從水裡冒出了一個叫半藏的忍者

半藏還沒開口

樵夫就馬上問道:平常冒出水面的都是女神，為什麼今天冒出來的卻是你？

半藏回答：因為斧頭太重，又砸到女神，所以就...






















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