[笑話] 三峽大壩

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標題[笑話] 三峽大壩

時間Tue Jul 20 22:40:39 2010

2003年新聞﹐三峽大壩可以抵擋萬年一遇洪水 http://news.sina.com.cn/c/2003-06-01/0854176837s.shtml 2007年新聞﹐三峽大壩今年起可防千年一遇洪水 http://news.sina.com.cn/c/2007-05-08/085711774700s.shtml 2008年新聞﹐三峽大壩可抵御百年一遇特大洪水 http://news.sohu.com/20081021/n260148246.shtml 2010年新聞﹐三峽蓄洪能力有限﹐勿把希望全寄托在三峽大壩上 http://news.sohu.com/20100720/n273615755.shtml -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 58.19.120.252

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