[笑話] 恐怖車禍

[soul5566 (不凋零的花)]

一天，小明走在火車鐵軌意圖自殺

突然火車急駛！！(#‵Ξ′)▂▂▂▃▄▅嗡~~嗡嗡~~嗡嗡~~嗡嗡翁茲蔓


小明被撞了開來


地上多了一隻斷手


小明抱著斷手大哭！



突然一個聲傳來











搖搖：那是我的手啦！






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為什麼這篇文爆了啊?      這篇優文不m沒道理            想當年我po文都被噓
   \ 優質是什麼意思          兄弟們推爆啦!            / 現在隨便po就爆了
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→ ryanenter2:沒笑
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噓 a037111:
→ cj6u40:？
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→ ksword:zZzZzZzZzZ有點無趣
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→ ychiahung:joke有偏向弱智的趨勢
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