Re: [笑話] 湖中女神

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從前有個樵夫上山砍柴，

砍著砍著不小心把斧頭掉進了湖中，




















結果斧頭竟然自己浮上來了。


















（湖底）


 女神：這樣，就不用再買金銀斧頭。




       省還要更省，

       請用全聯浮力卡。

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※ boyen3:轉錄至看板 ADS                                           08/21 08:41
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