[笑話] 外國人迷路

[ddlnm (小D)]

有一天 小明在路上看到一個外國人

慌慌張張 不知所措的樣子 好像是迷路了

於是 英文還不錯又心地善良的小明就走了過去

說:" Excuse me sir, where are you going?"



那個外國人看到有人過來幫忙

很開心的就說了:


" I bound for......................................"






































話還沒說完  他就死了

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