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作者jacksonli (街K)
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標題Re: [笑話] 湖中女神
時間Fri Jul 1 14:19:46 2011
※ 引述《pressurepot ( 吃風兔與壓力鍋)》之銘言： : 有個單親的小女孩，因為爸爸太忙總沒時間陪他，只好埋首童話故事裡。 : 那天，爸爸罕見地放假，帶著小女孩到湖邊釣魚野餐。女孩好開心，他覺 : 得這是她最快樂的時刻了。但萬一過了今天又要一個人在家看故事書，該 : 怎麼辦呢？ : 於是，小女孩趁著爸爸釣魚打瞌睡時，將他推下去，想著只要女神浮上來 : 的時候，回答自己掉的是普通的爸爸，未來就會有三個爸爸輪流陪她了。 這時湖中的女神奇蹟似的從水底浮上來了 兩挾並提著金色的中年男子以及銀色的中年男子 一時看傻了小女孩 此時湖中女神打破了沉默 「可愛的小女孩，請問妳掉的是左邊這個金色的大叔呢？ 還是右邊這位銀色的大叔？」 再也熟悉不過的對話驚醒小女孩 想到剛才許的願終於要成真 小女孩不禁興奮的大喊 「我掉的是很普通的上班族 開日產車 每天都要加班沒時間陪我的老爸！」 女神聽了小女孩富滿現代家庭疏離、寂寞卻又充滿愛語怨恨的內心情懷 面頰被幾滴眼淚浸濕 緩緩的對小女孩說： 「妳很誠實」 「但這大叔不是妳爸」 然後女神就沉入水底了 -- 　　以筆為槍 　　　　藉嘴為砲 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 121.91.181.140
推 Orzilla:這個好笑 07/01 14:20
推 jimmy10309:銀金大叔 07/01 14:21
推 rubys850107:但這大叔不是你爸 XDDD 07/01 14:25
推 iceman911:女兒...這大叔不是你爸 07/01 14:35
推 HornyDragon:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 14:38
推 lakershank:[新聞] 湖中女神道出女兒身世 07/01 14:38
推 blackcellar:我是你爸，去賣火柴！ 07/01 14:40
推 EricByrnes:XD 07/01 14:41
推 roger1976:後勁很強XD 07/01 14:45
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推 petrushka:那是誰生的 07/01 14:47
推 ewolf:超展開XD 女孩開始尋父之旅 07/01 14:47
推 pressurepot:XDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 14:48
推 arararare:這大叔不是你爸 XDDD 07/01 14:58
推 yoqwqq:連續劇要開始了嗎(出去買滷味) 07/01 15:05
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推 iamrtp:隔壁老王-.- 07/01 15:11
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推 dodolalala:揪竟老爸到哪去了 07/01 15:18
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推 good5755:隔壁老王表示: 07/01 15:34
推 Zeroyeu:獵人連載再開!!尋找生父之旅!! 07/01 15:35
推 sing4520:幹 超好笑 07/01 15:42
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推 gn00063172:震驚！ 07/01 16:05
推 bluelikeme:每天都要加班XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 北敗阿 07/01 16:06
推 pepeoa:這篇太靠北了會爆喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 16:13
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推 syuasdio:靠盃XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 16:18
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推 woajw:幹 這個好笑 XDD 07/01 16:24
推 boy80421:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 16:28
推 sorcxnegi: 推 Zeroyeu:獵人連載再開!!尋找生父之旅!! xDDDDDDDD 07/01 16:31
推 dryada:這大叔不是妳爸!!!!!!!!!!!! 07/01 16:31
推 mymike12:感受到兩個笑點 07/01 16:36
推 z9988kk123:好笑XDDDDDD 07/01 16:37
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推 p20162:笑了 07/01 16:44
推 age317:超展開 狂笑XDDD 07/01 16:47
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推 Tomince:靠北XDDDDDDD 07/01 17:31
推 lk2333:超展開XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 17:53
推 thesidearm:你爸勒 幹 07/01 18:00
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推 Cruel2:太感動了XD 07/01 18:09
推 Mcnair:最後爆點不錯~~XD 07/01 18:13
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推 LoCKeR941010:淦 好笑 07/01 18:23
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推 francis1n:有笑 07/01 18:45
推 GordonBrown:XDDDDDDDDDD jackson goodjob ! 07/01 18:48
推 shi21:XD 07/01 19:05
推 alice1993613:有笑XDDDD 07/01 19:13
推 troubledanny:原PO好強 XD 07/01 19:27
推 apple07henry:一股淡淡的哀愁 07/01 19:33
推 ttconch:靠超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 19:34
推 leo1:!! 07/01 19:45
推 XD9527XD:XD 07/01 20:00
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推 ghjy:嘴角完全失守 XDDDDD 07/01 20:37
推 jay12316571:R.I.P 07/01 20:44
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推 olivia1124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 21:12
推 kuro50624:靠腰勒XDDDDDDD 07/01 21:20
推 jova:靠北..XDDDDD 07/01 21:26
推 leojdh:幹! 怎麼能這麼好笑~ 07/01 21:33
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推 uniy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 21:51
推 abcdeffg:這個讚 07/01 21:53
推 ex951753:......... 07/01 22:09
推 ponystail:看懂了XDDDD 07/01 22:15
推 TaiwanXDman:靠XD 07/01 22:27
推 papamiaw:XD 07/01 22:30
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推 wwa928:女神梗永遠都會有新花樣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/01 22:50
推 happys425:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太靠北了 07/01 22:56
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推 Zwubber:XD 07/01 23:39
推 sheepppp:好有梗!! 07/01 23:42
推 w1230319:HAHA 07/01 23:50
推 andyvx:好笑XDDDDD 07/01 23:58
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推 holysea:這個超展開阿XD 07/02 00:55
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推 guanpinpin:XD 07/02 01:18
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噓 fytnship:還好吧 怎麼會有這麼多推 07/02 01:42
推 s4511981:好悲的超展開…… 07/02 01:46
推 dehong:天真的以為是溫腥劇本... 他不是你爸XDDDD 07/02 01:59
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推 whighway421:威~ 07/02 02:20
推 CNN007:湖水X女神X老爸 究竟我的老爸在哪裡? 07/02 02:20
推 alex7788:爆了爆了 07/02 02:23
推 LoveCryGhost:會爆炸.... 07/02 02:31
推 lucifer19:那那那那那那那那那... 誰才是我親生的爸爸壓...? 07/02 02:34
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推 ShizukaShih:尋父之旅開動了嗎XD 07/02 02:59
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推 FKL:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/02 03:23
推 white75724:這一推 解開了小女孩的身世之謎 07/02 03:49
推 salqv:有好笑！ 07/02 04:52
推 abckk:後勁很強 07/02 04:53
推 isaac3643:幹! 這梗真的很機車!! 看推文才董XD 07/02 07:13
推 bewlan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD女神太機車了 07/02 09:28
噓 youguysuck:還好喔 07/02 10:43
推 XESET:哈哈!! 有看過 07/02 10:45
推 cronohyde:XDDDDDDD 恁北咧? 07/02 11:21
推 okeydokey:此篇連載希望!!!! XDDDDD 07/02 12:19
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推 tallbearone:女孩QQ 07/02 20:16
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推 star227:女兒以後會不會變成職業獵人? 07/02 20:37
噓 kj66:沒笑 sorry 07/02 21:15
推 don323:XD Good 07/02 21:26
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推 keler897:竟然看推文才懂...........Q_Q 07/03 00:39
推 jimmyhero:XDDDDD 07/03 01:51
推 gerry99921:超好笑 07/03 02:39
噓 anchiene:阿宅的笑話 帥哥看不懂 07/03 11:03
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推 chiyaki:噗~ 我也是看推文才懂@@ 07/03 19:30
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推 modernpkman:喔............爆 07/04 07:36
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推 csamy1993:XDDDD 07/04 17:57
推 kameil120:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD 07/04 20:38
推 salqv:借分享臉書給好友！ 07/04 22:12
推 pussycat2009:XDDD 哭杯 07/04 22:47
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推 c33uviiip0cp:!!!!!超展開XDDDDDDDD 07/05 20:37
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