[笑話] 李安大導演

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標題[笑話] 李安大導演

時間Sun Apr 15 23:59:14 2012

今天要跟大家講個小故事之前李安大導演爆紅的時候他老家很多人都去恭喜所以有好一陣子李安導演的媽媽非常忙要招呼好多客人有次李安導演跟媽媽說今天有外國朋友要來找他如果他不在請他稍坐再打電話通知一下交代完畢　李安導演就出門了然後李安回來問媽媽說有沒有人找他媽媽就說沒有阿都是鄰居阿李安導演就覺得奇怪明明就約好今天的怎麼沒來李安：媽媽真的沒有嗎?? 你要不要再想一下?? 媽媽：對阿不過有一個很煩人的傢伙一直來推銷東西煩死了我趕走他好幾次李安: 推銷?? 客人：　你認識Ang Lee嗎？？ -- 沒桶過我別說你是板主！ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 111.254.168.243

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噓 qwqwaas:笑點在哪? 安麗梗是有什麼好笑無聊 04/16 00:23

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推 CartmanEric:這種文才有爆的資格 04/16 00:37

推 WEIKUNG:不錯阿我是安麗的也會覺得好笑XD 04/16 00:38

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