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作者victoryss (☞ ☑中间选民 ☑爱歹玩)
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標題葉問買 New iPad
時間Fri May 11 18:57:02 2012
今天New IPAD開賣 葉問排隊走進蘋果的商店 問了一下店員還有幾台 店員清點了一下說︰還有9台 於是葉問拿起了最後9台IPAD 衝向櫃台說︰我要打 ▏ ,﹏.◣_ ！▍ 我 ▉. 〃 ‵▅▂.〃_,_ ▁▂▄◣ ▎▏ 要 ▂▏ _.-ㄧ～,_\▇◤▊_￣.︷▄"▆` ▋▍ 打 ▊◥▏ _′▁▂‵◣▋▉l ▕▊_( ，▅﹎ ▋ 統 ▉;\﹨ ◤▔〞′ ￣﹊' ◢﹨ ﹨`ˋ▇〃▅〞 ▍. 編 （=｝ ▉ㄟ 〞 \ `. ‵ ▍ ▋ㄟ！ ◣_-. ｛ ˋ ∕ ▕`λ' ‵ ◣ / } '▏ ▕ , ~.▊ ◤▏. \ ｝ ◣_｝ 〝\▏ ▎"▔\◣、▂﹨ ▕} /▍ ▋ ◣（ ,▋▅〃` / 〃▏ ▋ ‵◥◤▎′ ▕ ▕▉ ◣_▁︿".~ ▏ ◢▊﹨ ′▁ ◥▅◥_ / {▉◥◣ˋ (‘◣ ˋ￣▆▄" ˊ 〃▁～ ◢◤"‵◥◣ ‵ ~.▁▇◥_. ’ .〞 .◢ ▉" ╴ ◢▊. ◥▄ ▎ ￣ ╱▕◣ /◤( ◤ ▕楓▏ _◢█◤ ▆"~ ㄟ◣_ _}｝▋ ◣ ∕∕‵~◣_ ￣ _◢█◤◥} ‵▁_ ‵ "▄▊▍▉〞 ▏ /▎ . ◤ _▁ˍ﹏.▁▄◤▔◥◣′ ◥◣-～▄}◢◢◤ ▕ .~∕〞 （ ◣ ′▇▆▅︼▅=▆▄◣. ▼ ◥◥▍▋◤◤ ▁▃▅′╱◢ ˋ ◤﹋"=▆◤▔﹋"▆▃ˋ ◥▍▉◤▂▄▇ _ˊ ▏ . ◢▆▄▂ ◢▂▇▆▅◥◣ _▂▄▆ .~～′ ▎ -- ▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁ ▁▁▁▁▁▁▁▁ ▕ 八卦一樓哥用箋 ▏ 勝利搶一樓 ▕ 八卦釣魚王用箋 ▏ 勝利釣魚 ▕ victoryss ▏ ▕ victoryss ▏ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ 誰與爭鋒 ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ 不願也要上鉤 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.173.129.36
推 shoufuen:哈哈哈 05/11 19:05
推 heartson:拷！我竟然不自覺地笑了~ 05/11 19:06
推 fiftydollar:XDDDDDDDDD 05/11 19:09
推 sivle01:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/11 19:13
噓 matt11212:廢 05/11 19:15
推 jacky0:哈哈 白癡 05/11 19:24
→ rei196:幹，我有笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD簡單又短的笑話最好笑了XDD 05/11 19:30
推 hangigi:靠北阿 我輸了 笑了給推 05/11 19:33
推 robertchun:.... 05/11 19:33
推 Hambowbow:XD 05/11 19:39
推 yamazaki28:嘴角失守>< 05/11 19:43
推 dxzil:殺小XD 有被騙到XD 05/11 19:43
推 a25172366:超白爛的有笑XDD 05/11 19:44
推 filenwind:XD 05/11 19:44
推 tysh710320:終於有笑的出來了 推 05/11 19:44
推 flyroamer:XDDD 05/11 19:49
推 hank61910:幹 我笑了 05/11 19:50
推 hohohoho:笑 到 射 了 05/11 19:52
推 ericliu0601:厲害XD 05/11 19:53
推 tigerflyer:干葉問屁事XDD 05/11 19:59
推 zanoxzuke:嘴角好不爭氣 XD 05/11 20:02
推 comballday:XD 05/11 20:03
推 Cousins15: XDD 05/11 20:05
推 criky: 機8耶 XDDDDD 05/11 20:10
推 synparabola:XDDDDDDDDDD 05/11 20:10
推 aalau3:笑了 xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/11 20:13
推 greentime66:這篇是在看誰都不看完就噓的嘛!! 05/11 20:15
噓 h1123:.... 05/11 20:15
推 cronohyde:XDDDDDD 05/11 20:16
推 happys425:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD北爛 05/11 20:17
推 mariandtmac:靠悲阿XD 05/11 20:25
推 ipessimistic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/11 20:26
推 wayne3611qwe:笑了 給推 05/11 20:29
推 phsredbean:哈哈哈哈哈 不知道為什麼很好笑XDDD 05/11 20:32
噓 allsecret:HI 學長~~ (紅明顯XD 那你買了嗎 05/11 20:33
→ kimimskimi:...... 05/11 20:35
推 apjay:好笑給推！ 05/11 20:37
→ vinsanity25:你害我猜錯 05/11 20:42
→ ZSZ1210:XDDDDDDD 猜錯了阿~~~ 05/11 20:42
→ zyeb:什麼意思？ 05/11 20:43
→ seou:統編表示： 05/11 20:46
→ Ekmund:干夜問屁事啦! 05/11 20:50
推 kerry0496x:☞ ☑中间选民 ☑爱歹玩 05/11 20:52
噓 organ63521:跟九台有什麼屁關係 05/11 20:53
→ organ63521:大陸狗 05/11 20:53
推 forRITZ:靠杯勒 05/11 20:55
推 jasonsu168:Wwwwwwwwwwww 05/11 20:56
推 bernon:無聊,不過我笑了 05/11 20:57
推 argus0606:每賣XD 05/11 20:57
推 hitolin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 05/11 20:57
推 deepcolor:有笑有推 05/11 20:58
推 joe12412:我笑了 05/11 21:00
推 foamb:因為本來是 "我要打十個!" 阿 = = 05/11 21:03
推 bluesteam: 05/11 21:04
推 shouben:不知道哪裡好笑 XDDDDDDDD 05/11 21:04
推 TheAvenGer:XDDDDD 05/11 21:08
放個圖好了 ※ 編輯: victoryss 來自: 218.173.129.55 (05/11 21:15)
→ sugizo0:統編：為什麼要打我？ 05/11 21:10
推 quen6788:哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/11 21:14
推 zebraseven:GOOD 05/11 21:17
推 lc301:然後那個店員(王統翩):我..我 又沒惹你 幹嘛打我 05/11 21:22
推 kenback:店員表示：等一下我去後面換褲子… 05/11 21:23
推 aaa5566:有笑有推~圖好傳神 05/11 21:24
推 kubinice:有圖有笑有推XDD 05/11 21:27
推 ss3533294:幹XDDDDDDDD 05/11 21:30
推 coolsemis:哈哈!! 05/11 21:31
推 ZSZ1210:補推阿XDDDD 05/11 21:36
→ thewaymilky:圖超好笑 05/11 21:39
推 Narusawayui:有圖給推XD 05/11 21:47
推 MartinLK:我輸了!! XD!!快去參賽吧 05/11 21:47
→ spcjp:直接接圖比較好笑啦XDD 05/11 21:51
推 globekiller:糟糕 我有笑XDDDDDDDd 05/11 21:54
推 oooomygod:我快笑死了哈哈哈 05/11 21:54
推 prince1983:有畫面 05/11 21:57
推 DylanBundy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/11 22:03
推 rsmaxzo:靠盃 我笑翻了 05/11 22:03
推 iceafu:差點嗆死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/11 22:05
推 Mchem:我笑了XDD 05/11 22:07
推 alpachino:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/11 22:08
推 fatponda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/11 22:09
推 shuun2007:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/11 22:12
推 serraliu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/11 22:18
推 tOlaNd:統編你死得好慘啊 統編 被人打到連他媽都認不出來 05/11 22:19
推 ichiro1221:戳到我笑點，害我笑不停！只好推了。 05/11 22:23
推 lazyfrog:XDDDDD 05/11 22:24
推 tinyrain:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/11 22:24
推 Joejohnz:XDDDDDDDDDD 05/11 22:27
推 jankochin:xd 05/11 22:29
推 organ63521:這我就推了XDDD 05/11 22:31
推 snailly:超北七的XDDDDDDDDDDD 05/11 22:33
推 featherable:笑了.. 05/11 22:34
推 timeshadow:幹!今天本來不打算笑的! 05/11 22:35
→ CDing:白癡死了XDDDDDDDDD 05/11 22:58
推 mathematics3:這篇也有爆的潛力xd 05/11 23:07
推 neddyuang:有笑有推 05/11 23:13
推 leohh:推圖XD 05/11 23:14
→ r557844689:XDDDDD 05/11 23:21
推 Eckes:XDDDDD 05/11 23:24
推 party100046:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/11 23:32
推 hamsterbo:看到圖 我才笑了出來 XDDDD 05/11 23:34
推 jzn:XD 05/11 23:43
推 ThreeNG:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/11 23:43
推 silver8144:靠杯XDD 沒猜到 05/11 23:44
推 a75088285:推，但是為啥不乾脆寫十台，還比較有梗 05/11 23:45
故意打9人會讓人想到10 轉個彎系列!
→ ssskav:可惜我才看了啪啪文 這篇笑不出來... 05/11 23:48
推 sn7:XDDDDDD 05/11 23:53
→ atien666:統編兩字刪掉 直接放圖比較好笑XD 05/11 23:55
那就遵照大家喜好XD
推 bill8124:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/11 23:56
推 decson:放圖後還不錯笑啦 05/11 23:57
推 milker:看到圖就爆笑了XD 05/12 00:01
※ 編輯: victoryss 來自: 218.173.129.36 (05/12 00:02)
推 ted40905:我要打> 黑一頁 >圖(統編) 05/12 00:01
推 jonothan:好有才喔，真得很好奇，這個圖怎做的? 05/12 00:04
→ victoryss:圖片作者不是我啦 這麼厲害我每篇文就爆光了 05/12 00:05
推 FEMIRINEsex1:最後一兩行多出來了？ 05/12 00:07
推 iloveben75:幹 你誤導我XDD 05/12 00:08
推 zxc00415:XDDDDD 05/12 00:10
推 kobe781027:XDD 05/12 00:13
推 inking:莫名啊這XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 00:18
推 sevenly:我也笑了XD 05/12 00:20
推 ZGY:XD 05/12 00:20
推 kurosaki1986:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 00:21
推 jamescrw:有圖比較好笑!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 00:27
推 hank61204:XDDDDDDD 05/12 00:32
推 chihchin0112:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 00:34
推 kameil120:大笑XDDDDD 05/12 00:37
推 futae:中招XD 05/12 00:39
推 c11838:XF 05/12 00:43
推 eyeshieldZI: XDDDDD 05/12 00:44
推 hungwei0810:XDDD 05/12 00:52
→ kuro50624:幹 三小啦XDDDDD 05/12 00:59
推 pcshsky1201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 01:00
推 cs10534:哈哈 加圖好生動 05/12 01:01
→ mmix:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 01:04
→ ohmygodha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 01:04
推 mautshic0218:XDDD 05/12 01:04
推 wewe123:XDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 01:05
推 gundamdx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 01:05
噓 a478302:直接猜到打統編... 05/12 01:07
推 Augustus5:超好笑XDDD 05/12 01:10
推 roea68roea68:wwwwwwwwww 05/12 01:12
推 LEONSQTWO:有圖超好笑 XD 05/12 01:21
推 ra52094: 白吃耶!!! 05/12 01:25
推 cakin:XDD 05/12 01:30
推 allnun:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 01:34
推 ooo51313:XD 05/12 01:51
推 mimi88611:哭么喔哈哈哈哈哈哈阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈它馬的笑出來 05/12 01:56
推 t1327856:笑到不行 05/12 02:04
推 ilace:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 02:14
推 t1327856:借分享一下!! 05/12 02:18
推 kissz1z2:好清流啊~~~~ 05/12 02:26
推 noitcidda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 02:28
推 TonyAsa:笑了 05/12 02:37
噓 XXXXXX:不甚好笑 05/12 06:31
→ Yie:XDDD 05/12 07:36
推 ganbaday:XD 05/12 09:40
推 baychi999:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 09:52
推 freefalling:我第一次在joke笑這麼大聲XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 10:19
推 PPOO:看到圖...我笑了... 05/12 11:02
推 dreamworker2:j三小啦XDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 11:28
推 FANG0100:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 11:33
→ osmanthusjo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 11:39
推 gene7181998:有笑到...XDD 05/12 12:15
推 LFking:xd 05/12 12:16
推 dude0324:靠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 12:25
噓 rei196:修過之後的空格抓的不好，圖裡面的文字應該只留統編兩字 05/12 12:47
推 papabearche:統編是三小啦wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 05/12 12:50
推 Excalibur017:幹超莫名的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 13:01
推 roktzzt:有笑有推 05/12 13:06
推 Eckes:我覺得原本的排版還不錯啊 05/12 13:07
噓 Pttwawa:嘴角沒動 05/12 13:24
推 u943143:100 05/12 13:27
推 dreadlord111:不錯 05/12 13:51
推 loptre:有笑有推 05/12 13:58
推 er26562002:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 14:16
推 kaworu0612:很白爛 但我有笑XDDDDD 05/12 14:43
推 pp31630:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 14:45
→ rt7hwq8f:啪啪啪的大勝... 05/12 15:49
推 a22122212:幹有圖超好笑 05/12 16:04
推 Tormentor:你贏了！ 05/12 16:12
推 casper955033:想了30秒，看圖之後中招 XD 05/12 16:20
推 Tamama56:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 16:21
推 s9006028:XD GJ 05/12 16:51
推 focous:好吧...我笑了XDDDDDD 05/12 17:31
推 skycckk:XDDDDDD 05/12 17:37
推 fman8118:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 18:59
推 aowater:圖加很多分 05/12 19:08
推 Roarwolf:XDDDDD 圖超好笑XDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 19:30
推 windyli:有笑有推 05/12 20:11
推 ms0540017:靠北XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 20:20
推 kazff:這個好笑 05/12 20:46
噓 babaluu:笑點在哪??? 05/12 21:12
推 easygo36:推爆! 05/12 21:14
推 rockslame:有圖真的加分不少 05/12 21:16
推 Man69:幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/12 21:41
噓 dear0804:@@? 05/12 22:03
推 istzujung:XDDDDDDDDD 05/12 22:07
→ oscarjeng:靠笑了 05/12 23:16
推 johnyang:XD 05/12 23:56
推 jazye:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/13 00:10
推 viva50329:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/13 00:43
推 GodEneru:幹 05/13 01:24
推 pigiyoyo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/13 02:59
推 sendoh07:有創意 05/13 03:03
推 YoshihiroK:統編是這樣打的嗎^^ 05/13 09:09
推 Dix123:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/13 10:17
推 SCEW:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 05/13 11:05