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Q:利菁騎腳踏車。 (猜一成語) A:金戈鐵馬 -- 北山有麻賊,擾民不堪,王欲伐之,遂召義勇。是日,一女手持金戈、挑眉怒額而來,撕 榜立狀曰:「三日必除麻。」三日後果傳捷報,王大喜,詔之,問其姓名。曰:「妾無姓, 小名金。妾本男兒身,因家貧自宮欲上京為太監,道遇麻賊。麻賊毒辣,逼妾舔其後宮, 妾引以為辱,故討之。」王贊曰:「麻辣舔後宮,女人向前衝。」因其勇武,賜姓力,後 稱:力金。 撰者曰:「力似男兒身是女;金戈怒額破麻賊。」【南島軼聞錄-民明書房】 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 119.14.85.207
GeniiChang:吳淑珍騎腳踏車 猜一地名 09/21 00:09
max123:show me the money 09/21 00:13
hotanger:簽名檔讓我笑了 09/21 00:22
ohtde:笑了 09/21 00:23
TOMMY75410:簽名檔......... 09/21 00:23
hungwei0810:簽名檔比內文優多了XD 09/21 00:25
MingRyou:他馬的機車發不動 鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝 09/21 00:30
liaon98:推文讚 09/21 00:32
nvalue:簽名檔XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 00:32
liaon98:講錯 簽名檔讚 09/21 00:32
waspie:簽名檔太強XDDDDDDD 09/21 00:34
preway:大讚簽名檔= =+ 09/21 00:42
eyeshieldZI: 長知識了 09/21 00:44
ching1210:簽名檔才是本體吧 09/21 00:44
zax81904:先承認你是來秀簽名檔的吧 09/21 00:45
Xhocer:沒水準XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 00:46
vvvccc1d:屌 09/21 00:49
ASDIGA:幹校話根本就在簽名檔裏面 09/21 00:50
peter1212:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 00:52
zephyrmei:XDDDD 09/21 00:53
GGmanxd:笑崩XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 00:53
chuchu512:簽名檔太威了!讚! 09/21 00:54
ckshchen:簽名檔XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 00:55
nike319546:幹!!! 也太強? 是改編的嗎??? 09/21 00:56
james412: 09/21 00:56
victoryss:簽名檔超靠北XDDD 09/21 00:56
skn60694:簽名檔不輸驢應傑之傳奇~ 09/21 00:57
TheCanon:簽名檔.......... 09/21 00:59
rurusun:簽名檔實在太靠邀 09/21 01:00
st797912:簽名檔花了我3小時邊上班邊晃神想的XD 09/21 01:00
roger1976:閣下可是姓糖名寅字博唬? 09/21 01:01
chad79718:厲害XDD 09/21 01:01
WomanizerNo7:簽名檔罵的好狠... 09/21 01:02
Jerrynet:....XDDDDDD 09/21 01:02
simpleduck:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 01:03
Hua0722:簽名檔好屌 09/21 01:04
HornyDragon:簽名檔也他媽的太強大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 01:05
Hua0722:怒額而來<==這也是哏嗎 09/21 01:05
quen6788:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 01:05
kevin1kevin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 01:05
TKforever:XD 09/21 01:06
n0bp6gjo3:XD 09/21 01:07
CDing:你跟菁哥有仇嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 01:08
Rose001:簽名檔超屌XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 01:09
CDing:怒額而來就是 邊鵝鵝叫邊衝過來 09/21 01:10
mautshic0218:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 01:13
AIdrawer:好猛的簽名檔...不介意借小弟po文時展覽一下吧XD 09/21 01:13
page5566:太有才了 受我一拜 <(__ __)> 09/21 01:14
kuro50624:簽名檔XDDDDDD 09/21 01:14
st797912:可以唷~ 沒仇阿,只是想測試我的國文退步了沒 09/21 01:14
hasucker:XD 09/21 01:14
st797912:菁姐人好又漂釀kerker 09/21 01:15
encoreg10917:簽名檔好厲害!! 09/21 01:15
CSInvestigat:你跟歷經有仇嗎.... 09/21 01:15
CDing:再推一次 09/21 01:18
babbit80105:大大請當我國文老師 09/21 01:19
wsttuub:推簽名檔XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超強!!! 09/21 01:19
rurusun:支持原PO 在推一次 09/21 01:20
longwei:.....簽名檔 09/21 01:24
alexroc:幹嘛歧視變性人 09/21 01:25
wolfjack:推! 09/21 01:25
shan2420EE:光這篇就可以拿碩士了拉 09/21 01:25
zayvi1204:簽名檔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 09/21 01:26
eist:你到底有多憤怒讓你想這出這些XD 09/21 01:28
mariandtmac:XDDDDD 09/21 01:29
a534055:這簽名檔不推不行 09/21 01:29
rex105:強大簽名檔XD 09/21 01:30
tony77998:簽名檔超強 09/21 01:32
kanzakiken:幹簽名檔好好笑XD 09/21 01:39
motnahp1412:XDDD幹好久沒笑到流眼淚 09/21 01:40
xxxHHHxxx:簽名檔靠北到了極點 09/21 01:41
lmf770410:簽名檔辛苦了 09/21 01:45
fakeayumi:煩欸 麻辣天后宮 女人向前衝 這句有聲音啦XDDD 09/21 01:46
aaeL:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 01:47
sambuke: 09/21 01:51
reddot:讓它爆XD 09/21 01:52
litwit:CDing:怒額而來就是 邊鵝鵝叫邊衝過來 <=超有畫面的 09/21 01:53
gunny2205:突然噴出白話文 XDD 09/21 01:53
aldoley:奇文 09/21 01:55
iMANIA:XD 09/21 01:57
ImMACACO:簽名檔超酷 09/21 01:58
Thanatos:金戈揮動耀日月 鐵騎奔騰撼山崗 09/21 01:59
pket67:麻辣舔後宮,女人向前衝。 XDDDDD 09/21 02:00
gbcowandy:還蠻屌的 09/21 02:00
adidas168:太妙了簽名檔!! 09/21 02:03
hateA7V:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD簽名黨太讚!! 09/21 02:05
guanpinpin:麻辣舔後宮........ 09/21 02:08
wangmytsai:幹太強大了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 02:08
Entropy1988:簽名檔XD 09/21 02:09
entaroadun:簽名檔可以編入國文閱讀測驗 09/21 02:10
minipig0102:推 力似男兒身是女;金戈怒額破麻賊。 09/21 02:10
skn60694: 菁哥怒鵝puma 09/21 02:12
q4690744:看到簽名檔我直接噴了 09/21 02:16
hahaha613:簽名檔超帥的啦 09/21 02:16
devin0329:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 02:16
kfclikeshit:快笑死 快出系列文阿!!! 09/21 02:17
alentek:簽名檔超強 XD 09/21 02:17
ruokcnn:推 CDing:怒額而來就是 邊鵝鵝叫邊衝過來 09/21 02:18
majanliu:力金詳讀簽名檔後: 好好笑! 鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝~~ 好好笑喔! 09/21 02:20
richstar:簽名檔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 02:21
SPF50:簽名檔XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 02:21
r02182828:這太神了 09/21 02:22
ilshplimh:只能推簽名檔了XDDDDDDDD 09/21 02:23
jamescrw:推 09/21 16:42
hganan000:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 16:43
lin60102:簽名檔讓我笑了 09/21 16:44
p1986891:屌 09/21 16:46
jay101:簽名檔才是本體呀 09/21 16:46
powerword:XDDDDDD 09/21 16:47
phypoem:舔後宮是啥意思= =? 09/21 16:47
jimcheer:就為了湊天后宮阿 09/21 16:49
coolterry:麻辣舔後宮,女人向前衝。 09/21 16:50
wayne3611qwe:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 16:50
tonys1126:爆 09/21 16:51
bruce1221:不要把重點放在簽名檔阿XD 09/21 16:52
OTAKUo:好詩好詩, 太厲害了 09/21 16:52
ma19761112:原po根本秀才吧這是wwwwwwwww 09/21 16:54
antiflunk:王贊曰:「麻辣舔後宮,女人向前衝。」XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 16:56
sssyoyo:根本才子 09/21 16:56
hawls:幹 簽名檔超強超威 09/21 16:57
antiflunk:這個冷靜的句點超有效果XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 16:57
Larc8134:XD 09/21 16:58
likehate:推簽名檔 09/21 16:58
BlueMoonss:讚 09/21 17:02
GameDemon:精彩精彩XDDDDD 09/21 17:03
sivle01:…是前助理是不是,恨意好深XD 09/21 17:04
seashel:原來內文要搭配簽名檔服用XDDDD 09/21 17:09
baga0830:簽名檔夠嗆XD 09/21 17:12
amber419:太強拉 09/21 17:12
BoyoRo:XDDD 09/21 17:12
juncat:簽名檔是本抵XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 17:12
kid1412sonic:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 17:15
black205:好詩好詩 09/21 17:15
oXnXo:XDDDD 09/21 17:16
XDboy:...好有才華 09/21 17:18
Meerz:XD 09/21 17:21
openwang:真有才... 09/21 17:21
JellyLee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 17:22
kyhkyh:XD 09/21 17:25
glay0718:怒額是山小XDDDDDDDD 09/21 17:27
moon70552:j啥洨 XDDDDDD 09/21 17:28
Derp:麻辣舔後宮,女人向前衝。 幹三小啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 17:29
FakeHand: 所以莉菁是變性人喔@@ 我怎麼一直以為她是女的? 09/21 17:29
p3d44kb8:這簽名檔真的太哭了拉 09/21 17:30
hiphopper18:簽名檔威猛 09/21 17:30
hiphopper18:可以借用嗎? 09/21 17:32
marimbagou:這太有才啦XDDDD簽名檔畫龍點睛啊!!!! 09/21 17:32
e1q3z9c7:簽名檔罵得真爽 09/21 17:35
realmiddle:簽名檔比本文還強 09/21 17:39
porten812:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 17:39
ken0062:XDD 09/21 17:39
downloadboy:太有才了!!!!! 09/21 17:49
linjaha:簽名檔太神了 09/21 17:51
hinoi:回文會被告嗎(斗 我承認我有笑 09/21 17:53
Diabolik:超靠杯的簽名檔 09/21 17:53
ning0201:他媽的 怎麼可以有才成這樣 09/21 17:54
kk032576:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 17:54
cain0419:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 18:03
r30385:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 18:06
Drunken5566:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd 09/21 18:09
Tankcat:XDDDDDD這樣寫會不會被告阿 09/21 18:10
monarch0301:主文鋪耿 簽名檔補刀 09/21 18:12
CDMay5566:超沒水準XDDDDDDDDD 09/21 18:17
LMsoda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/21 18:17
MrJM:簽名檔威猛 09/21 18:20
k077331220:這簽名檔也太專業! XDDDDD 09/21 18:22
LivingPark:很有才 不過太狠了 給噓 09/21 18:25
Radisu:樓上傲嬌 09/21 18:28
hank61204:千名黨!!!! 09/21 18:32
pudin2008:簽名檔出處在哪啊 原PO自己編的嗎? 強! 09/21 18:36
willie6501:簽名檔XD 09/21 18:37
aliqruq:簽名檔 09/21 18:42
ian989114:Xdddddddddd 09/21 18:45
a19870329:推簽名檔y 09/21 18:45
avrilrock:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 18:46
yes78529:XDDD 09/21 18:46
gunfighter:XDDDD 簽名檔 09/21 18:47
iecdalu:快笑死 09/21 18:53
mumuge18:XD 09/21 18:54
tp950016:簽名檔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 19:06
malaimo:XDDDD 09/21 19:07
lovecollyi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 19:09
putout:不推我對不起自己 09/21 19:10
mrgamer:好文好文 09/21 19:11
joejoeme:XDDDDD 09/21 19:12
Fuzishan:太壞 給噓 09/21 19:16
kennysury2:XDD 09/21 19:18
mark9462:簽名檔真的太強大了XDDDD 09/21 19:19
po5980:簽名檔才是本體吧XD 09/21 19:22
teddygoodgoo:幹XD 09/21 19:23
a900632000:簽名檔讚啦!! 09/21 19:23
izual:幹 我被簽名檔弄笑了 但是政治不正確給噓 09/21 19:23
s87087:爆 09/21 19:24
WEIKUNG:簽名檔太神了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 19:24
skn60694:Izual不是被關起來了嗎? 09/21 19:29
gsuper:民明書房 09/21 19:35
wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 19:38
zaq1qwer:XDDDDDD 你根本是來炫耀簽名檔的吧~ 09/21 19:38
Repugnant:推推推!! 09/21 19:40
k04121226:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 19:43
edmund5209:超好笑~ 09/21 19:50
ChiroQQ:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 19:50
luke7212:潮強啊! 09/21 20:00
seedk869:朝聖 09/21 20:03
b080jason:人身攻擊 09/21 20:04
orkkys:好強!!! 09/21 20:05
thedeathhero:簽名檔後勁太強惹 09/21 20:13
princessmake:簽名檔好強 09/21 20:17
jtseng1126:簽名檔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 20:20
testosterone:不怕被告嗎 我可以拿簽名黨嗎 09/21 20:21
a31670323:報XD 09/21 20:22
gameking16:XD 09/21 20:25
polo8052:幹害我笑到尿都滴完了XDDDDDDDD 09/21 20:31
blackkane:幹,簽名檔太強XDDD 我射了XDDD 09/21 20:34
h0935674938:簽名檔屌! 09/21 20:42
Murloc:簽名檔好機八XD 09/21 20:44
IyonNokia:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 20:45
Armuu:簽名檔XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 20:47
qmaper:淨空法師表示:不怕被告嗎 XD 09/21 21:10
wjlovehs:金戈破麻 09/21 21:22
s92228:其實我看標題就笑了XD 09/21 21:22
kai08130623:簽名檔超強!! 09/21 21:27
a7v333:簽名檔太強了 09/21 21:38
jacky77437:簽名檔好強大XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 21:47
hunterx28:簽名檔太強大了!! 09/21 21:55
mltr37:超強千迷黨,哈哈哈哈!! 09/21 21:56
Download:怒額 09/21 22:12
myth0422:那句王贊曰太靠北了拉XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 22:14
loptre:哈哈 09/21 22:16
GTM78:重點是簽名檔吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 22:19
ggyy940:王贊曰:「麻辣舔後宮,女人向前衝。」 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 22:20
tommy2474578:簽名檔太靠北了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 22:31
ShizukaShih:簽名檔太強大了啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 22:34
larcenciel:推簽名檔XDDDDDD 09/21 22:34
noitcidda:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 22:40
xdanielzero:朝聖 09/21 22:42
malogo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 22:48
kersihi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 22:49
hewittlin:XD 09/21 23:15
Imbufo:靠北喔 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 23:16
jason7086:大推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 23:17
killer0911:媽阿!! 簽名檔借轉!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 23:21
Felephant:簽名檔可以借我用嗎!? 超讚的! 09/21 23:36
polar17:XDDDDDDDDD 09/21 23:48
vinsanity25:麻辣舔後宮,女人向前衝。 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/21 23:49
n873192000:麻辣舔後宮,女人向前衝。 我笑死了XDDDD 09/21 23:56
LonyIce:改的好順XD 09/21 23:56
tarcy2767:推簽名檔 09/21 23:58
seabigman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22 00:04
Aries800419:鵝鵝鵝 09/22 00:06
im30cm:請問金戈是什麼意思 09/22 00:14
a619103:太強了XD 09/22 00:16
mmmu123:太有才了 09/22 00:16
ted40905:我也很討厭利菁 不過你的文章也沒讓我多舒服 09/22 00:17
young311272:額額額額額額額額~~~ 09/22 00:20
cocoyan:簽名檔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22 00:20
AlAcK017:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22 00:20
bigdevon:文筆該用在別的地方 09/22 00:26
aven01:超有才 09/22 00:45
denzerox:XDDDDDDDDD 09/22 00:54
antiflunk:金戈是要湊最後對聯的藏頭啊 09/22 00:57
ee012345:超級屁話XDDD 09/22 01:00
letme:? 09/22 01:12
kiwivino1023:幹簽名檔超好笑XDDDDDD 09/22 01:16
ossianlin:借PO嗎? 09/22 01:28
ossianlin:我想給我朋友看到大大的神功= =" 09/22 01:29
littlepity:... 09/22 02:32
dehong:原來梗在簽名檔XD 09/22 02:36
Kreen:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22 02:54
FrienDx:笑死 09/22 02:59
realfade:靠腰害我跟白癡一樣半夜科科笑 09/22 03:03
Faoitohins:不好笑 09/22 03:06
flamethur:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22 03:39
ax227762:我比較喜歡內文XDDDD 09/22 04:34
ma713:簽名檔我狂笑阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22 07:09
Kinliu:XDDDD 09/22 09:16
asrser:XD 09/22 10:08
beyblade5566:真有後勁阿 !!!! XDDD 09/22 10:29
barry841120:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22 13:35
jyrpg:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22 15:47
zzoe09:XDDDDDDDDD 09/22 16:37
e12401421:好工整阿!!! 09/22 18:43
michaelch:他媽的 這曠世好文啊 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22 19:31
ketoimo:簽名檔才是正文啊 09/22 19:36
eric0616:簽名檔金靠北XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22 20:04
qlinyuhn:很沒水準但很好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/22 20:44
kusoman:這是高級優文啊(蓋章) 09/22 20:45
simga:原來史實都有記載XDDDDD 09/22 21:11
sakurial:你很有文學素養,但骨子裡是爛的。 09/22 22:15
porterlevis:水 09/22 22:36
chungyiju:簽名檔 09/22 22:56
Tristanh:天才 09/22 23:56
sorryman5566:XD 09/23 02:45
e19910209:我笑了 09/23 03:07
batka:太強了!! 09/23 11:57
yang910228:怒哦鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝 09/23 16:24
tsukiou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/23 22:56
darren46166:拜託也寫一個菁哥刺秦王>< 09/24 02:40
Yie:XDDD 09/24 20:09
vincent120:XD 09/24 20:17
zone0317:XDDD 09/24 21:31
yingrain:好笑嗎: ) 一點素養也沒有 09/24 22:30
dWoWb:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/24 22:45
rocky9137No2:麻辣舔後宮XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/25 00:43
yingrain:XD 09/25 19:10
yingrain:原po跟強暴犯一樣 都沒什麼同理心XD 09/25 19:29
e1q3z9c7:不要隨便破壞自己的身體 09/25 19:32
prog:XDDDDD 09/26 18:08
pooraptor:haha 10/11 17:38