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剛被公司裁員的男子在車站旁的一家麵店點了牛肉湯麵 是那種一點特色也沒有,50元的普通牛肉湯麵 男子從十年前開始每天午休都會到這家店來 但從來不曾和店員交談過,他也沒什麼理由那樣做 不過今天他對著年齡相近的老闆說: 「老闆,我今天失業了」 「哦…這樣啊」 對話結束,畢竟沒有其他的話題 男子被裁員,這代表他以後再也不會光顧這家店了 接著麵送上來時,男子發現自己的麵碗中多出了滿滿的牛肉 「啊老闆,這個…」 「哈哈,不用客氣啦」 男子忍住淚水吃完了那碗麵,一點小小的溫暖讓他的心激動不已 決定失業之後也要每天回到這家店的他,從口袋中拿出50元 「老闆,買單!」 「好,120塊」 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 115.43.57.72
Thanatos:顯然老闆會讀心術,賺最後一筆 10/11 02:08
KrGo:有笑一下 10/11 02:08
belleaya:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 02:13
chris30505:XDD靠北 10/11 02:16
bismarcp:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 02:21
lovecollyi:敲詐個屁啊 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 02:27
allenlee6710:好想罵髒話 XDDDDDDDD 10/11 02:28
e158420502:XDD 靠邀.. 10/11 02:29
ax227762:幹XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 02:32
summer201:推XDD 10/11 02:35
wadeawp:XDDDD 10/11 02:38
apple07henry:太淫蕩了 老闆 10/11 02:39
JomboCA:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 02:40
Kinliu:XDDDDD 10/11 02:41
godskitchen:碼的XDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 02:41
qqpqpwowotw:本來很感人的阿XDDD 10/11 02:42
slothHenry:哪裡溫暖了啦....惡寒阿!!(? 10/11 02:43
piety4u:幹XDDD 10/11 02:44
whps5608:幹xDDDDDD 10/11 02:44
venvendoggy:幹你娘咧把我的感動還給我XD 10/11 02:44
james412:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 02:45
organ63521:靠北XDD 10/11 02:45
douglasyeh:幹~我還以為是人家處處有溫情 10/11 02:49
zebraseven:good 10/11 02:49
AI3767:老闆用心良苦啊~ 男子有了新工作了~ 10/11 02:52
minoru04:我還以為老闆會說最後一次吃我下面 10/11 02:53
gemini2010:哭了... 10/11 02:54
Death44:幹 我的感動阿XDDDDD 10/11 02:56
newacc:幹XDDDDDDDD 10/11 02:59
cp120420:真的太機車了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 02:59
indicate:好討厭XDDDDDDDDD 10/11 03:00
airyfaith:淚都流一半了幹 10/11 03:02
ILPHYS:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 03:04
kyoko522tw1:老闆真愛開玩笑 10/11 03:08
white07:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 03:09
DOGGYBEAR:幹還我感動 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 03:16
majanliu:好感動....失業被坑了 10/11 03:19
realmiddle:老闆:「付不起吧?付不起就在我店裡工作吧~」於是 10/11 03:21
realmiddle:男子又有了工作 10/11 03:21
Lavchi:幹褲子都脫一半了 XDDDDDDD 10/11 03:22
shinysaku:我有猜到 XD 但還是噗嗤了 10/11 03:24
toe761115:幹 老闆你..... 10/11 03:27
abc1234586:好溫暖啊.......怒火吧 10/11 03:28
mariandtmac:溫暖個屁XD 10/11 03:29
ahinetn123:幹 這老闆 XDDDDDDDDD 10/11 03:33
pikapika425:XD 10/11 03:34
Keo:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 03:36
Judicator:XDDDDDDDD靠腰 10/11 03:44
kunpin:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 03:45
harry901225:沒笑 10/11 03:50
teddygoodgoo:real一轉,突然又好溫馨阿! 10/11 04:04
stand1234:幹,本來想說很溫暖突然峰迴路轉,果然是JOKE文! 10/11 04:33
sawaina:好靠北xdddd 10/11 04:36
LoveBea:XD 10/11 05:27
xufunny:XD 10/11 05:57
orangetv:雞歪欸 10/11 06:43
typekid:我內牛滿面 10/11 06:50
libra1014:還我感動!! 10/11 06:53
bacdasdf:........... 10/11 07:16
Octopuster:前面看過了 所以一下就猜到後面了 沒笑 10/11 07:36
akirk0823:e04 10/11 07:36
CHILAY:幹 老闆不虧是老闆XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 07:36
kennyhen:老闆是幫助他.讓他吃免錢的牢飯 XDDDDD 10/11 07:45
u943143:XD 10/11 07:50
party100046:老闆心裡OS:狠狠賺你最後一筆 10/11 07:57
sptcq81:黑店 XDDD 10/11 08:17
peggy820920:靠杯啊XDDDDDDDDD 10/11 08:19
taiwan81903:老闆好機歪 10/11 08:21
ylo:靠北啊XDDD 10/11 08:31
Larc8134:靠鱉 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 08:31
e1q3z9c7:哈哈 10/11 08:48
pciexpress:幹拉屎拉到一半笑出來 10/11 09:02
echoempty:好靠北啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 09:03
pooraptor:哈哈~ 10/11 09:06
tp950016:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 09:12
ghost900713:真雞歪 10/11 09:12
gbcowandy:..... 10/11 09:22
Leezhiru:好壞= = 10/11 09:34
keeptrying:完全抵擋不住XDDDDDDDD 10/11 09:37
kinple:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 09:44
ymjimmy:內牛滿面 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 09:48
s850284:笑了XDDDD 10/11 09:50
armygame:120是怎樣XDDDDDD 10/11 10:01
Jaool:本店也漲價了阿.... 10/11 10:03
HornyDragon:把我的感動還給我!!!!!! 10/11 10:08
taasnsg:哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 10:09
kyoto31205:想一次賺足嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 10:11
iamwind7954:幹妳老師XD 10/11 10:21
Rosekaresa:誇張 10/11 10:22
JACK19920102:有種真實感 好笑 10/11 10:26
chenyi:XDDDDDDD 10/11 10:30
dm33:害我笑到噴口水 10/11 10:33
azureashin:老闆還報警了~ 10/11 10:33
sniper2824:= = 10/11 10:38
sanband:很好猜 沒笑 10/11 10:41
tony86069:XDDDDDDDD 10/11 10:43
fishead1116:幹幾塊牛肉就70元喔 10/11 10:46
Alexi519:台灣馬啊呆花了幾億買美國牛肉你不知道喔~~貴的要死.. 10/11 10:49
nbook:內牛滿麵XD 10/11 10:51
gkmike:淚流滿麵了 10/11 11:00
YumingHuang:HATE版:[超幹] 失業了還碰上黑心麵店老闆 10/11 11:02
dsilver:XDDDDDDDDD 10/11 11:08
silver2012:不請就算了 還算這麼貴XD 10/11 11:09
bolue:肉牛滿麵XDDDD 10/11 11:16
baychi999:內牛滿面了XD 10/11 11:25
newtypeL9:淦機八毛XDDDDDDDDD 10/11 11:27
gac:靠北.............借轉 10/11 11:35
cheko:幹你媽的XDDDDDDD 10/11 11:41
qmaper:沒錢付就留下來洗碗吧 !! 10/11 11:49
joson:超靠杯!!借轉~~ 10/11 11:50
balor:XD 10/11 11:53
iori9100:笑鼠我惹~~ 10/11 11:55
a80055power:XDDD 10/11 11:59
mhmichelle:我猜這篇會有系列文... 10/11 12:12
cloud201:把我的感動還給我啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 12:27
Sickboy:男子:◢▆▅▄▃崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰▃▄▅▇◣ 10/11 12:28
jp6vup:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 12:28
adidas168:好慘~~~ 10/11 12:31
iiippp:XDXD 10/11 12:31
ck3300511:XXDDDDD 10/11 12:42
lisy1991516:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 很機八 10/11 12:44
avrilyami:惡寒壓!!!! 10/11 12:45
ctcofe:爆 10/11 12:45
wangyc:老闆很黑心 10/11 12:48
abcdeffg:新工作就是洗碗盤抵債嗎XDDD 10/11 12:52
threimu:內牛滿麵XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 12:54
a478302:不小心先猜到結局 沒笑~ 10/11 12:54
DrJohnjon:推一下讓你爆 10/11 12:57
yamakimiko:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 12:58
singsing1130:哈....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 13:06
wasky:根本王八蛋維尼wwww 10/11 13:07
chin0505:我的感動呢!!! 10/11 13:12
realfade:太北爛了吧 10/11 13:32
serraliu:幹,有夠機車的老闆~~~~~ 10/11 13:39
kidboy619:哈哈 超好笑得 10/11 13:46
downloadboy:好機掰喔 XDDDDDDD 10/11 13:48
fiftydollar:惹到你了喔~! 10/11 13:51
MST06:XDDD 10/11 13:55
LuckyWinni:最後一次光顧,總要吃好一點XD 10/11 13:59
o0991758566:老闆自己要加的 根本不用多付錢吧 10/11 14:02
iam168888888:難笑 10/11 14:19
iloveben75:幹 XDD 10/11 14:20
rita00164:壞欸老闆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 14:21
KobeSickDog:沒笑zz 10/11 14:31
ssskav:小心有詐 果然是鬼島XDDDDDDDD 10/11 14:33
thegunsong:靠北XDDD 10/11 14:33
tartrate:XDDDDDD 10/11 14:36
forgether68:幹 老闆超壞 10/11 14:38
stevely:靠北 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 14:49
luckii:哈哈哈哈哈 好賤XDDDDDD 10/11 14:57
djmay:XD 10/11 15:15
volksppt:反正以後不會來了€賺最後一筆 10/11 15:31
StBernand:為什麼這會爆??? 10/11 15:33
kevinfu619:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 15:42
MainXI:這種難笑的文章也能爆... 10/11 16:04
nekg:很好笑阿! 10/11 16:06
upu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 16:13
d86012005:XDDDD 10/11 16:15
WMstudio:糟糕,看成自己的碗中出了滿滿的牛肉 10/11 16:26
dog5635:嘴角沒動 這也能爆? 10/11 16:53
hancockk:爆 10/11 16:54
yingsiou:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 16:55
RSoul:幹 XDDDDDD 10/11 16:58
pooraptor:哈哈~ 10/11 17:37
hss512:老闆根本混蛋XDDD 10/11 17:50
kria5304:老闆:乾 就物價波動咩 10/11 17:53
m768977569:超好笑 10/11 17:56
jnes5605:靠杯XD 10/11 18:04
PallasAthena:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 18:09
timlin:我走錯版了嗎 10/11 18:16
yoyolan:讓他暴吧! 10/11 18:19
OTAKUo:最後一句讓我爆笑XDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 18:30
erahappy:蓋.....太靠腰 10/11 18:36
IAmDeepRed:阿幹... 10/11 18:58
e1q3z9c7:明明就很好笑 10/11 18:59
TW185930:xddd 10/11 19:08
sbreezer:老闆絕對會被砍 XDDDDDDDD 10/11 19:11
jyrpg:雖然有猜到 還是覺得很機掰XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 19:20
whoiam:好心疼 10/11 19:23
hsudens:再來就是一則趕人的故事了 10/11 19:37
enjoy1718:哈哈 10/11 19:40
lele1014:賺最後一次 10/11 19:49
HanabishiPon:笑出來了 好險我遇到的老闆很好 10/11 20:05
a3329:where is the haha point? 10/11 20:20
beyonf:XDDDD 10/11 20:21
yoyo3985: 10/11 20:22
gungunit:幹操你媽的超貴XDDDDDD 10/11 20:23
amy29585028:幹大笑了 10/11 20:29
swatch44:牛肉湯麵50 牛肉麵120 這什麼價錢? 10/11 20:38
ohmygodha:敲詐最後一筆 超賤XDDD 10/11 20:41
joy830:XDDDDDDD 10/11 20:43
ICpo:我笑了.. 10/11 20:47
rssai:這可以去消基會告老闆詐欺喔XD 10/11 21:09
waterydan:XD 10/11 21:13
Schrodingers:笑點 ? 10/11 21:27
Clone56:不錯XDD 10/11 21:28
eericwangtw:謀喝糗 10/11 22:06
secret2008:好哀傷 10/11 22:16
dino1206:很雞八,但嘴角上揚了… 10/11 22:22
Jthreesmall:XD 10/11 22:27
jghs121:很弱 10/11 22:28
montyui:XD 10/11 22:29
adairchang:真的很靠北XDDDD 10/11 22:53
alpachino:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 22:59
nick236:我不懂欸...點牛肉湯麵 老闆自己要給牛肉怎麼可以多收錢 10/11 23:23
sboy1111:滿滿牛肉120算便宜了 10/11 23:23
nick236:失業男還是付50阿 老闆哪裡賤 老闆是笨蛋吧 10/11 23:24
apple00:不給錢就是吃霸王餐! 10/11 23:24
peterpp:推樓上 10/11 23:24
proudofnash:哈哈~ 10/11 23:25
nick236:不合邏輯 10/11 23:25
s9220140:漲價喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 23:26
wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/11 23:55
zo6al:不向水果日報投訴嗎... 10/11 23:59
Yie:XDDD 10/12 00:07
friendever:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 00:36
Birdy:看完瞬間念了一聲幹XD 10/12 00:36
ioopoo:幹拎娘XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/12 00:43
tony77998:幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 00:56
yayaya5566:不好笑 10/12 01:16
Cowyau:太貴給噓 10/12 01:19
chenjesi:棒打落水狗 10/12 01:48
upbed:XDDDD 10/12 01:57
gglonkey:xd 10/12 01:58
mapDog:XDDDD 10/12 02:49
nutnTPN:反詐騙y 10/12 10:49
maskao:北爛 10/12 11:10
silver8144:.? 10/12 11:26
cocoyan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 13:26
sponge0823:XDDD 10/12 14:25
zerowingtw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 14:38
easybaby:XDDD 10/12 19:06
john2557:真的很靠背 10/12 20:36
EDDYYYYY:這根本瘋神無雙的劇情嘛哈哈哈 10/12 20:44
gwaCuCu:物價上漲? 10/12 21:34
tommy2474578:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/12 22:13
guanpinpin:猜到了 10/13 00:26
heloiselu:沒笑 10/13 00:48
blahblah:爆 10/13 01:33
ofpurity:噓太貴 惡質老闆 10/13 09:11
e1q3z9c7:哈哈 樓上也好笑 10/13 10:17
hesho855096:XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 00:21
elwyn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/14 07:06
wakauo:幹 10/15 10:05
lucas01:g8A 10/16 13:12