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有一個啞巴知道生男生女的秘訣 吸引許多夫妻前往尋問 第一對夫妻前往詢問生女孩的方法 甲:「得女其法為何?」 啞巴寫下「欲得其法,先行佈施」 甲連忙要求妻子去發送白米、衣服給貧苦人家 之後啞巴微笑著指著神明桌 甲:「拜神乎?」 啞巴點了點頭 甲:「拜何神?」 啞巴拿出硃砂塗在臉上 夫妻連忙道謝離開 第二對夫妻想問生男孩的方法 乙:「得男其法為何?」 啞巴寫下「欲得其法,茹素半載」 乙嫌麻煩便拉著妻子走出門外 第三對夫妻也想問生男孩的方法 卻被第二對夫妻聽到 於是他們便躲在窗外看啞巴會傳授何種方法 啞巴開出同樣的條件 第三對夫妻則是欣然同意 便寫下立願書並向上天立誓 丙:「得男其法為何?」 啞巴依然指了指神明桌 丙:「拜神乎?」 啞巴點了點頭便走到門旁指著天上的眉月 第三對夫妻十分開心就離開了 而第二對夫妻在看到啞巴的舉動後 也暗自竊喜偷偷地離開 十個月後甲及丙都到了啞巴家中感謝 突然間乙來到啞巴面前破口大罵 甲及丙連忙阻止 乙:「汝拜何神,為何得子?」 甲:「吾按其法,面赤為神,應為關公,故得一女」 甲拜了關公,因為把公(男性)關住了,所以求得女孩; 丙:「吾按其法,遙指眉月,應為包公,故得一男」 丙拜了包公,因為包生公,所以求得男孩; 丙:「汝按其法,未嘗得子?」 乙恍然大悟痛哭失聲 乙:「吾本欲求男,雖得一子,但既非得男,亦非得女,是謂不男不女」 甲大驚:「汝拜何神?」 乙:「吾見啞者指月,故拜嫦娥」 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 125.224.239.253
MIJ5566:XDDDDD 額額額額額額 02/03 22:22
nineveh:深度文 02/03 22:28
ggcip0514:鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝 02/03 22:32
piety4u:看得好辛苦=口= 02/03 22:36
tommy2474578:娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥 02/03 22:46
bladesaurus:好認真的靠北文wwww 02/03 22:49
temporarysee:有點好笑XD 02/03 23:04
bismarcp:XD 02/03 23:14
blackcellar:看得好辛苦+1 02/03 23:16
breadf:娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥 02/03 23:17
galic:拜神乎? 02/03 23:19
poiuy66887:看的好累 02/03 23:20
joker0928:爛機車發不動 02/03 23:21
kevgeo:XDDDD 02/03 23:23
gn00063172:這有點靠北邊一點XDDDD 02/03 23:27
samhou6:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/03 23:30
wolfjack:原PO好文采! 02/03 23:31
nvalue:XDDD 02/03 23:32
t2266776:超有深度 02/03 23:33
jerry83919:娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥 02/03 23:36
HadesLin:這個不推不行 02/03 23:37
adamsmile:哈哈哈哈,不錯,有笑林廣記的感覺XDDDDDDDDD 02/03 23:38
corbiefuture:這好梗 02/03 23:38
ktw:joke首推 02/03 23:39
chouo:推 02/03 23:40
jtseng1126:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/03 23:41
halsutine:幹XDDDDDD 02/03 23:43
N1KE:老哏新用 高招XD 02/03 23:45
edc8004:有梗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/03 23:46
flowerfarmer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/03 23:47
adairchang:靠北憋笑很痛苦啊啊啊啊 02/03 23:48
gahooi:XD 02/03 23:48
Galiburn:好文 02/03 23:50
sagraffiti:好強.... 02/03 23:53
Jarcat:XDDDDDDD 02/03 23:54
baliman:深度梗 虧你想的到 02/03 23:57
danny50414:好看但難看 02/03 23:58
a12582002:深度文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/03 23:58
shild76321:XDDD 02/04 00:01
radstar:超強!!!要推一下 02/04 00:01
h390s091: 02/04 00:01
waynex:一定要推的啦XDD 02/04 00:02
yufw1023:太強了XDD 02/04 00:03
ilyvonne:超強的耶 = = 02/04 00:04
ericthree:XDD 02/04 00:05
watashiD:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 00:05
pcshsky1201:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 00:06
rubsicostone:讚啦! 02/04 00:07
xupgm0:不錯 02/04 00:08
yam30336:有笑有推 02/04 00:09
zaq1qwer:鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 00:10
satoranbo:最後頗有爆點XD 02/04 00:10
fireforce:高級笑話 02/04 00:12
secpeda:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 00:13
Martian12:優質好文! 02/04 00:14
rockjam:這太強大了!!XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD 02/04 00:15
sowhynot:看不懂 求翻譯= = 02/04 00:15
urzarage:Xddddd 02/04 00:16
xczh:這篇深度夠又好笑 02/04 00:18
Doracacazin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 00:23
Srwx:這個厲害! 02/04 00:23
nnwwooo:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈大噗哧 02/04 00:23
yung80111:XD 02/04 00:24
alice781110:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 00:26
Jerrynet:XDD 02/04 00:27
Cerulean1220:XDDDD超級好笑 02/04 00:28
wx321111:深度文 02/04 00:31
LabaK:超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 00:31
b159732000:甲乙丙有夠難記… 02/04 00:32
GaryFeng:XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 00:34
shhs1000246:這是一篇深度文XDDDD 02/04 00:37
stephen7710:用心推 02/04 00:37
mark786110:笑林廣記的FU~ XD 02/04 00:37
icome:有點靠北 02/04 00:41
Repugnant:XD 02/04 00:41
Akerker:XDDDDDDD 02/04 00:42
liaon98:額額額額額 02/04 00:48
kennyru04wj4:這篇超級猛啊!!! 02/04 00:48
steve8130477:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 00:49
Dannyx:蠻強的啊XD 02/04 00:49
orangetv:推 02/04 00:50
putout:推XDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 00:58
hachime:推 02/04 01:00
smarter1004:幹 這已經強到月球去了 XDDDDDDD 超好笑 02/04 01:01
bnbn0012300:嫦娥表示: 02/04 01:01
Mije:推 02/04 01:06
ogisun:XDDDDDDD 02/04 01:08
icebamboo:好文!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 02/04 01:08
kamikaze9527:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 01:11
dkchronos:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 01:11
mysteriousGE:超強!XD 02/04 01:12
XFantasyX:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 01:12
NUMB43:XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD 02/04 01:18
jeoca:有深度XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 02/04 01:19
goin90062:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 01:20
passion6331:有點拖 02/04 01:22
spcjp:好強好有深度啊幹XDDD 02/04 01:22
yanis:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 01:24
milker:XDDDDD 02/04 01:27
mymike12:XDD 02/04 01:32
jack0602:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 01:39
hank11235813:.... 02/04 01:40
whps5608:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 01:44
chrispherd:乾 02/04 01:46
dirtyroot: 02/04 01:56
smallx3:XD 02/04 01:57
andy20419:深度梗XD 02/04 01:59
BeautyIsDie:http://imgur.com/SuYtAZZ 02/04 02:19
s840210:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 02:20
yeo12:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 02:21
yang0022:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 02:23
stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 02:38
goodday5566:XDDDDDDD 02/04 02:39
qqqooo4:有深度XDDDDDDD 02/04 02:42
alan810310:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 02:43
sniper2824:幹XDD 02/04 02:51
ahQ:可以轉吐槽了 XDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 02:57
goofygoober:D 02/04 02:57
hym74123:推有笑 02/04 03:00
nekaki:太深度啦 02/04 03:22
alexroc:又在霸凌變性人喔 02/04 03:32
BuLiang:梗舖超長 02/04 03:41
cupcakes:連笑話都要看得好辛苦......... 02/04 04:53
ahinetn123:太有文采了 02/04 05:47
mlb111:求翻譯 02/04 06:11
murderice:好有深度 但有夠沒禮貌www 02/04 06:14
ltameion:推推~ 02/04 06:47
ec2242:後勁有點強..... 02/04 06:51
nk6100015:推 02/04 07:21
Tenging:沒禮貌XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 07:37
yclo:後勁超強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 07:44
Ashen19:機車又發不動了XDDD 02/04 08:09
MEKURUMEKU:好壞XDDD 02/04 08:26
XXXXXXXXXD:深度給推 02/04 08:29
oa19870514:鵝鵝鵝 02/04 08:31
theWANDERER:轉錄至某隱形看板 02/04 08:50
sky003428:強XDDDDD 02/04 09:00
tp950016:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 09:09
Messi100:不要再欺負菁哥了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 09:10
chx64:沒笑 笑點不夠高 02/04 09:14
Dooo:有笑 02/04 09:21
soulbug:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 09:28
zsxzsx:XDDDDDDDDD 02/04 09:33
loveinmars:娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥娥 02/04 09:35
BENWINDY:額額額額額額額額 XDDDDD 02/04 09:43
brianzzy:深度優文XDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 09:48
realmiddle:好累的笑話XDDD 02/04 09:49
e1q3z9c7:節奏不夠明快 02/04 09:51
cchan5566:超有深度的鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝 02/04 09:55
DanielHAO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 10:02
iloveben75:XDDDDDD 02/04 10:05
jameslikeu:我認真了,哈哈 給推! 02/04 10:14
jason5408:這超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 10:17
vampirex:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 10:22
suchiachi:鵝XDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 10:22
jaybao:有深度 XDDDD 02/04 10:31
babaluu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 10:44
hsiehming:用心給個推~~ 02/04 10:53
wowkg21:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 10:54
Derp:太冗長了@@ 給箭頭 02/04 11:13
winnietslock:文筆很差 丙是第幾對夫妻的誰啊? 02/04 11:21
Doracacazin:樓上程度也很差 02/04 11:27
princessmake:好高深的點 02/04 11:29
maverick01:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 11:32
bentaiwanese:joke首推就給你吧~ 02/04 11:41
ECZEMA:鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝 XDDDDD 02/04 11:42
mr62207:XD深度推 02/04 11:43
pleaseask:只能推了,甘拜下風 02/04 11:44
ckpioneer:有笑有推,另外上面噓的W大, 丙是第三對夫妻的總代稱阿 02/04 11:45
mars1396:威 02/04 11:50
lucifer19:幹這個只能推了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 11:58
lytin:XD 02/04 12:13
asrser:XDDDD 02/04 12:15
fiftydollar:哈哈 不過為什麼是乙"嫌" 02/04 12:21
franktai1993:幹太強了XDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 12:27
winner27:娥娥娥娥娥~ 02/04 12:46
aq200aq:對不起我看不懂...... 02/04 12:49
isaiah0110:古文欠佳,但很有創意,給推 02/04 12:51
STi2011:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 13:24
showpon:超深度文 但是超好笑XDDDDDD 02/04 13:24
brucevil:不好笑 02/04 13:31
wholenew:爆~ 02/04 13:45
ji394up:xddd 02/04 13:51
iqnine:XDD 02/04 14:05
beaune:只要看最後就好了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 14:08
tovshang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 14:21
heaventear:額額額額額額 02/04 14:22
jacky1990b:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 14:28
blog2899:xdddddddddddddd 02/04 14:30
quen6788:深度笑話XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 14:40
arufimi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 14:43
ktootk:深度文給推 02/04 14:46
walacat:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 02/04 14:48
ryan60115:深度文推 02/04 14:49
linkcat:END 02/04 14:50
Chang199195:鵝鵝鵝 02/04 14:53
cnoscnos:深度文推 02/04 14:53
amy29585028:很棒 02/04 14:59
rrrz:有深度給推 02/04 15:00
pchome282000:我看不懂最後的點.誰能指點 02/04 15:27
eamoed:笑翻XDDDDDDDD 02/04 15:31
hero770624:= = 02/04 15:35
adobeteru:XD 深度文給推!!!! 02/04 15:52
syaoransky:深度文推!!!! 02/04 15:53
ILPHYS:好厲害啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 02/04 15:57
tomichy:這笑梗編了很久喔 02/04 16:19
tnpaul:還可以 照理說拜觀音 關住(陰)也是得男囉 02/04 16:24
ddtddr:鋪了這麼久的梗,竟然是鵝鵝鵝!!! 02/04 16:42
fakm:XD 02/04 16:46
bigheadkobe:有深度的高級笑話文!!!!!! 02/04 16:57
allnun:好長阿 不過好笑XDDDD 02/04 17:19
LPisBig:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 17:32
n810516:拖這麼長做啥XD 02/04 17:54
asd780710:推 02/04 18:18
FrienDx:兼具深度和時事的高級笑話 XD 02/04 18:22
harlemk416:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 18:24
teddygoodgoo:XD 02/04 18:35
duo751111:XDDDDDD 02/04 18:39
thewindmaste:到底嫦娥的梗在講什麼阿? 02/04 19:13
dato1126:有笑有推XDDDD 02/04 19:15
STARKUO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 20:29
a1000320:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 21:22
xgodtw:深度 02/04 21:25
Comebuy:幹 好強 一百分 !!! 鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝 02/04 21:30
k7ji91ab5m:超強大 02/04 21:41
hanhanyou:好文言XDDDDDDDD 02/04 21:42
Isabel99:深度文 02/04 22:17
farren7410:請問什麼意思?? 02/04 22:23
countD:嫦娥=時常鵝鵝叫 02/04 22:31
sdyiab:關鍵字: 鑽石夜總會 嫦娥 02/04 22:35
sdyiab:幫原PO的深度解釋2: 嫦可為長亦可為藏 娥可為... 02/04 22:37
yingrain:....... 02/04 22:51
LBJsucks:XDDDDDDDD 02/04 22:53
derekhsu:這梗太強了,最後爆點超大! 02/04 23:13
Elivanta:好強 02/04 23:14
killeryt:有梗推!!!!!!!!!!! 02/04 23:21
phoenixer:no 02/04 23:22
p3625650:幫爆 02/04 23:44
baga0830:哈哈!靠背 02/04 23:47
party100046:懂了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/04 23:55
musashi0839:朝聖 02/05 00:26
kersihi:鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝 02/05 00:39
kuraki:不好笑 02/05 02:25
eric01091989:最後XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/05 06:14
ttnkox:好神!! 02/05 10:16
htaedamay:鵝 XDDDDDDD 02/05 11:34
yayalulala:超強 02/05 11:52
k7881683:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/05 12:06
king0522:朝聖推XDDD 02/05 13:27
ttesing8990:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/05 13:48
qooggyy:高手 02/05 13:57
jorden:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/05 15:38
william5h:你贏了XDDDDDDDDD 02/05 16:27
MITCHLIN: 02/05 16:57
energy11064:鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝鵝 02/05 18:34
edwar9154520:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/05 18:49
tn607720:高高手 02/05 19:00
tpcljoll:首推哈哈哈 02/05 20:39
al0313:太有深度了XDD 不推不行 02/05 21:34
cocoyan:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/05 23:18
rinsoukan:好強阿!!! 02/05 23:53
syuasdio:太有深度了XDDDD 02/06 21:41
Yie:XDDD 02/07 09:16
ambri:鵝鵝鵝鵝 哈哈哈哈哈 02/07 15:45
Keywayly:看的好累XDDD 02/08 01:06
aowater: 02/08 21:40
evilpoa:高手!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/09 20:45
minbyminby:XD 02/15 13:06