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標題Re: [寓言] 小故事大道理，賣油翁
時間Mon Feb 18 00:29:18 2013
※ 引述《generalfungi (香菇將軍)》之銘言： : 陳曉咨，年方二一，脾氣暴躁，好喜爭鬥，橫行霸道 : 惟天生神力，武藝無雙，更擅長射箭 : 當時世上沒有人能和他相比，他也憑著這一點自誇。 : 曾經他曾在自家的園圃裡射箭，有個賣油的老翁放下挑著的擔子，站在一旁， : 不在意地斜著眼看他，久久地不離去。 : 老翁見到陳曉咨射出的箭十支能中八九支，他也只是微微點頭讚許。 : 陳曉咨鄙視問他：「你也會射箭嗎？我射箭的本領難道不也很精準嗎？」 : 老翁說：「沒有什麼神奇，只不過是熟能生巧罷了。」 : 陳曉咨聽了之後生氣地說：「你怎麼敢輕視我射箭的技術！」 : 老翁說：「憑我倒油的經驗就可以知道這個道理了。」 : 於是老翁拿起一個葫蘆放在地上，用銅錢覆蓋在葫蘆的口上， : 慢慢地用杓子把油倒進葫蘆，油從銅錢的孔中流進去，銅錢卻沒有濕。 : 老翁說：「我這點手藝也沒有什麼神奇，只是熟能生巧罷了。 曉咨見狀，羞愧的無地自容，自己在園圃中射箭也只能十中八九。這個老翁在盛怒的自己 面前卻能心平氣和的倒油入壺。 重點根本不在倒油，而是靜心啊！ 曉咨越想越羞愧，面紅耳赤的說了句「晚輩受教」後便奪門而出！ 老翁見狀趕緊追出，大聲的喊道「曉咨！你別衝這麼快啊！」 曉咨聽聞老翁居然不計前嫌的追了出來，與自己的暴躁易怒、睚貲必較成了強烈的反差， 讓他更是羞恥，不但沒有停下腳步，反而跑得更快了。 老翁大為緊張，又大喊「曉咨！別衝啦！你撞到人啦！」 曉咨哪管的了這麼多，他一路衝進了衙門，然後撞飛了辦案中的縣官，又一路衝出了後 門。 此時老者已有點動怒了，大喝一聲「陳曉咨！你還向前衝！」 這就是「曉咨你還向前衝」的由來 －－－－－－－－－－－－－ 堯咨：外面在吵什麼？ 老翁：阿災。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 1.171.132.145
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推 t3344fgh:樂勝系列文 02/18 22:01
推 ricky155030:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 你贏了 02/18 22:09
推 davi0621:這篇也好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 02/18 22:24
推 loading1:這挺屌的 02/18 22:24
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推 roy0651:老翁是在阿災什麼啦 02/18 22:51
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推 allen963:這篇最好笑 02/18 22:55
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