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作者elwyn (殿下)
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標題Re: [kuso] 如果有一天,聯合國舉辦唬爛王大賽
時間Sat Sep 28 04:47:57 2013
※ 引述《sukishiori (繪徒)》之銘言： 我們中國是全世界最講人權的國家 ( OwO) ╴╴╴╴ ( \ \ ▕ 習近平 ▏ 厲害! 這次的參賽者相當有水準 ▕￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣▏ ▕ 21世紀 最強唬爛王大賽 ▏ 完全可以睜眼說瞎話,90分 ! ▕ ▏ ╱￣￣￣￣￣﹨ ▕ 總 決 賽 ▏ / ㄧ ー　 ﹨ │(●) (●) ∣ ｜ (_人_) ｜ ╱￣╲ \ / ｜９０｜ ╲__ ____╱ ╲__╱ / ﹨ || ← 評審 我們美國是全球最愛好和平的國家 ( OwO) ╴╴╴╴ ( \ \ ▕ 歐巴馬 ▏ 了不起!現在能跟中國一爭高低的 ▕￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣▏ ▕ 21世紀 最強唬爛王大賽 ▏ 也只剩美國歐巴馬了..92分! ▕ ▏ ╱￣￣￣￣￣﹨ ▕ 總 決 賽 ▏ / ー　 ﹨ │ — — ∣ ｜ (_人_) ｜ ╱￣╲ \ / ｜９２｜ ╲__ ____╱ ╲__╱ / ﹨ || 身為客家人的我,絕對尊重媒體也不干涉司法 不會非法監聽更沒有滅王計劃 ( OwO) ╴╴╴╴ ( \ \ ▕ 馬英九 ▏ ▕￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣▏ ................ ▕ 21世紀 最強唬爛王大賽 ▏ ▕ ▏ ╱￣￣￣￣￣﹨ ▕ 總 決 賽 ▏ / ー　 ﹨ │ — — ∣ ｜ (_人_) ｜ ╱￣╲ \ / ｜ ｜ ╲__ ____╱ ╲__╱ / ﹨ || 好說好說,是對手太弱了... ( -w-) ╴╴╴╴ ( \ \ ▕ 馬英九 ▏ ....林阿罵咧...短短兩句話講了五個謊言 ▕￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣▏ ▕ 21世紀 最強唬爛王大賽 ▏ 幾霸昏 !!! ▕ ▏ ╱￣￣￣￣￣﹨ ▕ 總 決 賽 ▏ / ╲ ╱ ∥﹨ │(●) (●) ∣ ｜ (_人_) ｜ ╱￣╲ \ ∪ / ｜ ∞ ｜ ╲__ ____╱ ╲__╱ / ﹨ || ▎▌ミ＼◢◣ ▎◣ ◢ ◢ ▍ ＼ ▌▋ミミミ ▇▅▃▁ ▍ ▎ ∕ ／ ▍ ミミミ▏ ▇▅▃▁ ▌ ▏ ∕ ／ ╲ ▋▋ミミミ ι ╰ ▆▄▂ ◣◤ 抗 ▉ ∕ ／ ◤▂▃\◢ ▃▆▲ \ ◢／ ◢─▎ 中 議 ▊ ∕ ／ ╱ ◤◤▲ ▼ ▆▇ ◥▲ ▉◤／ ◥ ι ◤ 彡彡 國 !! ▊ ／ ╱ ◤◢▲ ／◤ ▃▄▃ ▲ ▊▉◢ ◤ ◤彡彡 ▏ 派 ▋ ／ ╱ ▌ ( ─▼ ◥ ●◣ ◥川/▁▃▅▆◥ ◆彡彡▊▎ ▉兩 ▌ ／ ◣◣╭◤▲ ▇▆▅≡>八● ▁◆ ◣◥◥彡彡 ▍ ▉個 ▍ ──── ◥)▎◥ ◥ ◤ /▎≡◆● ◥ ≡▊彡 ▍▍ ▉代 ▎ ─ ◥ \ ι ▲▍ ∕◥▇▆▇▇ ◥▌◢▇◥ ▉表 ▎ ─────── ◣ ∕ ι ◥▏▎▊◥◤ ▊◢▲ ▊ ！ ▎ ◤▲ (▄ ＿▏ ι ◢◢ ミ ▋ ▍ ──── ◤◤▎ ＿＿＿◣︺◣/ ▎ ▇▆◤●/ ◢▁▂ ◣ ◤ ▊▏ ／▂▃▂＼ ▅▂ ▌ ◤∕◤ ◤ ◤ ◤◥ ─ ▊ ι▉◢▅▃▁▆▄▂▎ ▄▅▇ ∕ ◢◤◤ ▋ ◤ ＼ ╲ ▉ ▊▏ │ ▆▅▃▂ ▂▆▅▆◤ ▌◤ ＼ ╲ ▊ ▊▍ ▉◥ ▋▋ ／ ◤ ﹨ ＼ ╲ ▋ ▍ / ▍ ◣▁▂ ▊▎ ι ▎▍ ／ │ ﹨ ﹨ ＼ ╲ ▌ ▌▎ │ ◣ ◤◤ ◥◣ ／ ∕ │ │ ﹨ ﹨ ＼ ▍ι │ ◥█▆▅▆◢ ／ ◥◣ ／ ∕ │ │ │ │ ﹨ ﹨ ﹨ ＼ ▎ ▏▏ ＼ ＼▆▅▇◤ ／ ◥◣ ∕ │ │ │ │ ﹨ ▏ ▎▍ ＼▂▁▃▅ ／ ◥◣ ψhacoolman -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 118.165.198.202 ※ 編輯: elwyn 來自: 118.165.198.202 (09/28 04:49)
→ HornyDragon:兩個代表XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 04:50
→ keynes0420:龍大也太扯了現在還掛在線上 09/28 04:52
推 saLiva:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/28 05:14
推 sukishiori:這個讚XD 09/28 05:38
推 k8527:.. 09/28 06:49
推 Kalala321:赤木好好笑 09/28 07:23
推 learnpig:好笑XDD 09/28 08:03
推 jjkk119:XDDDD 09/28 08:06
推 dasnee:XD 09/28 08:09
推 AAAdolph:XD 09/28 09:33
推 AlphaA7M2:XD 09/28 09:44
推 hydrant:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 10:06
推 david28941:XD 09/28 10:10
推 JhanWayne:XDDDDD 09/28 10:10
推 Basedon:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 10:11
推 bioer2003:XDDDD 09/28 10:13
推 remprogress:XDDD 09/28 10:18
推 baychi999:赤木XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 10:22
推 haha5410:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 10:23
推 powerword:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD靠北阿 09/28 10:24
推 amumugank:幹…XDDDD 09/28 10:26
推 lokikevin:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 10:27
→ blowchina:最後一張到底是赤木還是歐巴馬XD 09/28 10:32
推 ThreeNG:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超有魄力！ 09/28 10:39
推 WOODBEAR:青出於藍 XDDD 09/28 10:40
→ joyit: XD 09/28 10:40
推 azer7890:xddd 09/28 10:44
推 kimantut:XDDDD 09/28 10:45
推 zs71928:哈哈哈 09/28 10:46
推 secpeda:有夠靠盃 XDDDDDDDD 09/28 10:46
推 BananaCake:XDDDDDDDDD 09/28 10:51
推 kidincar:XDDDDDDDDD 09/28 10:54
推 hotmia:xdddddddddd 09/28 10:54
噓 SQUAD12345:這篇就好笑超級多的，第一篇根本爛透了 09/28 10:58
推 wendy9159:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 10:59
推 SQUAD12345:按錯 09/28 11:01
推 AirLee:記者快來抄 09/28 11:04
推 stayforever:小馬到底是代表中國還是美國 ??? 09/28 11:06
推 XFantasyX:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 11:10
推 m2488663:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 11:13
推 evilvens:... 09/28 11:16
推 BRRRT:XDDDDDD 09/28 11:20
推 ksaon:此時韓國不承認這兩個人的國籍 09/28 11:30
推 jds2518:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 11:36
推 djyunjie:幹 嚇到我XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 11:40
推 wolves0117:好有魄力XDD 09/28 11:46
推 lin2100c:XDDDD 09/28 11:47
推 IbukiPumpkin:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 11:48
推 sorcxnegi: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 11:49
推 e1q3z9c7:讚 09/28 11:51
推 stevely:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 11:51
推 Zeroyeu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 11:52
推 alentek:抗議就抗議 幹嘛流這麼多汗 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 11:56
→ celephone:這篇才又酸又好笑 上一篇太弱了 09/28 11:59
推 yetta2011:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD不錯 09/28 11:59
推 dennis870927:幹這太機歪了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 12:02
推 xdd1524:XDDD 09/28 12:05
推 z5411:最後一張圖我笑了 XD 09/28 12:08
推 xdctjh:比原原OP厲害~ 09/28 12:15
推 headiron:嚇到了+1 09/28 12:16
推 PJKK:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 12:17
推 saidon:赤木是在抗議甚麼啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 12:19
推 awesomeSS66:已笑 09/28 12:23
噓 abcfreeman:推 09/28 12:29
→ abcfreeman:推錯了....按成噓 09/28 12:29
推 fang314:噓 09/28 12:32
推 phoenixcx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 12:34
推 sbnj231t:推 09/28 12:39
推 bansuren:XDD 09/28 12:40
推 jinghu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 12:44
推 vschoolv:XDDDDDDD 09/28 12:46
推 k86083:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 12:47
推 ANOTHERK:靠杯 好好笑 XDDDDD 09/28 12:49
推 mabikerry:靠妖XD 09/28 12:50
推 bolue:赤木 你是在拍三小啦 09/28 12:52
推 DenyPedrosa:幾霸昏XDD 09/28 12:54
推 dotsong:XDDDDDDDDD 09/28 12:55
推 d123xxx:赤木XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 12:59
推 Xhocer:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 13:01
推 MagicAustin:神點綴XDDD 09/28 13:06
推 alone10350:赤木拍三小XDDDDDD 09/28 13:07
推 zon200493:赤木拍啥啦XD 09/28 13:13
推 kof78225:GOOD JOB!! 09/28 13:15
推 ghghfftjack:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 13:16
推 chengweirh:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 13:25
推 goodryoko:真的幾霸昏XD 09/28 13:27
推 sdhaha:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 13:34
推 tikowm:所以赤木是代表日本出席嗎? 09/28 13:34
推 hankwanghow:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 13:35
噓 WaxMeat:廢文，臭吱最愛用這個高潮射水了xdxdxdddddddddddddddddd 09/28 13:46
推 cascade1000:幹XDDD 09/28 13:46
推 yeiloud:xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 13:47
推 skycckk:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 13:48
推 pilibobo:有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 13:49
推 barley05:你是華生嗎XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 13:49
推 kanouhiko:只能推了 09/28 13:49
推 hivgay:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 13:51
推 Bravo5566:滿分！！ 09/28 13:51
推 EricXD:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 13:52
推 madeinwind:赤目讓我受驚了！！ 09/28 13:54
推 Ctmate:赤木讓我笑翻了 09/28 13:55
推 nomimono:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 14:04
推 iceno11:太屌了 09/28 14:07
推 johnny1300:赤木跑出來銃沙小XDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 14:18
推 roy2142:XD 09/28 14:19
推 gx9900824:XDDDDD 09/28 14:20
推 slayerjames:笑慘xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 14:21
推 jinkela1:推赤木 畫龍點睛啊 09/28 14:28
推 kungfutofu:經典!!! 09/28 14:29
推 kimimskimi:赤木XDDD 09/28 14:33
推 FrienDx:XD 09/28 14:35
推 ryan60115:XDDDDDDDD 09/28 14:37
推 gp042:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 14:37
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推 korsg:哭么XD 09/28 14:44
推 supertalker:最後才笑咯 哈哈哈哈 09/28 14:47
推 immoonlight:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 14:55
推 lucas01:much better 09/28 15:00
推 ansonwing:最後一張... 09/28 15:04
推 RockyLin:強大 09/28 15:08
推 bottony20:XD 09/28 15:12
推 white07:XDDDDDDD 09/28 15:30
推 wtao:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 15:45
推 LABOYS:幹，我笑死了 09/28 15:48
推 jzn:XD 09/28 15:59
推 neomickey:XDDDDD 09/28 16:04
推 ha0118:XD 09/28 16:12
推 styleway17:超有梗XDDDDD 09/28 16:16
推 adm123:XDDDDD 09/28 16:18
推 dtonesla:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 16:18
推 whosknow:XDD 09/28 16:27
推 a12582002:靠北XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 09/28 16:27
推 lovecollyi:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 16:28
推 saxiaola:超好笑 09/28 16:31
推 willen80:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 16:34
推 hank11235813:XD 09/28 16:51
推 gotohikaru:Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood 09/28 16:54
推 dkchronos:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 16:58
→ r30385:9.2%崩潰 09/28 17:02
推 yef7591:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 17:08
推 kanzerbee:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 17:22
推 ILPHYS:好雞巴XDDD 09/28 17:30
推 san8555:抗議無效 繼續 XDDDDDDD 09/28 17:47
推 BcBc:赤木xddd 09/28 17:50
推 goldberg22:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 18:03
推 FKL:這篇好笑多了 09/28 18:03
→ evilture:靠唄XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 18:19
推 craig100:太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 18:27
推 Qtion:赤目讓我受驚了！！ 09/28 18:34
→ Nash4208:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 18:35
推 nokid:赤木笑死我了!!!!!!!XDXDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 18:56
推 nightjoker:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 18:57
推 drinkair:XDDDDDD 09/28 19:11
推 nightmare978:有笑有推XDDDD 09/28 19:16
推 wade333:哈哈 太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 19:24
推 ntitgavin:赤木進來幹嘛 09/28 19:30
→ pinkeypinkey:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 19:39
推 redhen0857:XDDDD 09/28 19:41
推 Judicator:XDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 19:43
推 mouse10389:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 19:44
推 aa85720tw:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 19:51
→ gsuper:當然是赤木 白吃喔 09/28 19:52
推 ayrtonvitas:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 19:56
推 ting0329:XDDDDDDD....板主夠幽默!!讚~~~ 09/28 20:16
推 FSGuitar:赤木 乾你屁事阿 09/28 20:22
推 cup0226:XDDDDDD 09/28 20:43
推 winner27:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 20:50
推 SlimeKnight:你突破盲腸了... 09/28 20:50
推 kyhkyh:XD 09/28 21:17
推 tulacu:完全在婊那個9.2趴的XDDD 09/28 21:34
推 lebron0615:你突破華點了 09/28 21:36
推 a32z:赤木 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 21:41
推 Leji:太屌了~ 09/28 21:43
推 qwaszx012:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 21:45
→ chenyi:XD 09/28 21:53
推 dtkcrc:靠北到有剩啊 XDwwwwww 09/28 21:53
推 zxc70234:XD 09/28 21:54
推 lightwhiteus:XDD 09/28 22:23
推 agogoagogo6:XDDDDDD 09/28 22:29
推 humanskull:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 22:34
推 gamegod:下個月的投票 就選這篇了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 22:34
推 ASOgogo:嚇屎XDDD 09/28 22:47
推 ICpo:這篇比原始好 09/28 23:27
推 MartenE:XDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 23:28
推 zoonead:哈哈哈哈哈 09/28 23:35
推 mu49:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/28 23:42
推 lom0120:這篇好笑多了XDDDDDDD 09/28 23:58
推 jyrpg:超好笑XD 09/29 01:07
推 hganan000:翅目是在靠杯喔 09/29 01:12
推 iliyu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 01:13
推 jgkd:靠盃這太好笑了 09/29 01:53
推 a3676781:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 01:59
推 bio1023:有笑有推 09/29 02:38
推 wen7706:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 03:06
→ Yie:XDDD 09/29 09:40
推 yahaha517:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超靠杯 好有氣魄喔~~~ 09/29 10:53
推 Hanlin:赤木好賤XDD 09/29 11:02
推 joveryant:XDDD 09/29 13:06
推 tonys1126:超賤XDDDDD 09/29 13:17
推 koduck10:XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 13:55
推 soga0309:XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 13:56
推 lovelock110:XDDDD 09/29 14:15
推 gossipking:朝聖推 太好笑 09/29 14:20
推 mimikillua:XXXXD 我還在想說這不是po過了嗎 09/29 14:37
推 Ashen19:最後實在太有梗啦XDDDDDDD 09/29 15:03
推 chiulove:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 15:30
推 af780828:朝聖阿XD 推赤木XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 15:49
推 O800092000:靠背 你在大聲甚麼！！！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 16:24
推 mrgoogoo:太強了.. 09/29 17:26
→ dbkc:你在大聲甚麼！！！ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 17:29
推 Ekmund:赤木XDDDDDDD 這次要怒吼稱霸全球XDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 18:41
推 Lian949:好猛XDDDDDDDD 09/29 19:06
推 lingling0000:我們湘北絕不會輸!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDDD 09/29 21:26
推 w6523520:嚇到XDDDDDD 09/29 21:29
推 pandakill:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 22:15
推 Giuliani:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/29 22:59
推 r345r12:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 00:45
推 bisconect: 赤木剛憲 飾 歐巴馬 09/30 03:07
推 ann7773631:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 09/30 09:44
推 QQmadaoQQ:XD 09/30 10:44