精華區beta joke 關於我們 聯絡資訊
勝文到了一個鄉村stay 看到村有一口井有很多人圍繞著 於是他走過去,詢問一個觀光客 觀光客回答:這是口許願井。語畢便彎腰許願,並往井裡扔了枚硬幣 勝文也想許願 希望能順利當選 但是彎腰時卻不小心掉進井裡了 觀光客愣了一下,笑說:真的好靈啊!! -- 妳是我最苦澀的等待 讓我歡喜又害怕未來 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69sENzLBzI0
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ejijojo: XDDD 10/20 00:03
Beanoodle: XD 10/20 00:18
NewPoliceman: XDD 10/20 00:19
porterlevis: XDDDD 10/20 00:23
ches51311: :DDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 00:24
z80680613: XDDDDDDDDDD 黨工會噓你 10/20 00:26
Guerrieri: 他最好掉得下去 明明會卡住 10/20 00:26
heenry: 太有梗了XD 10/20 00:27
ao6qup3: XD 10/20 00:28
hamburgerger: 掉下去就變成連勝井了 10/20 00:31
RozenHolic: 卡在中間應該是連勝丼吧 10/20 00:32
conbanwa: RozenHolic: 卡在中間應該是連勝丼吧 100分.... 10/20 00:36
ru486: XDDDDDDD 10/20 00:38
murasaki77: R大XDDDDDD 10/20 00:43
HornyDragon: 我還以為會卡住XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 00:44
philip1111: 連勝丼 XDDDDDD 10/20 00:45
s90011: XDDDD 10/20 00:51
TWcoolnight: 幹XDD 這麼靈 要是真的選上了怎麼辦 10/20 00:51
wowkg21: 連勝丼有笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 00:52
wachiapp: 對阿 這樣牠會當選耶 怎麼辦 ....... 10/20 00:52
Rapper: 推文跟原文都好笑XD 10/20 00:54
Posaune: 連勝丼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 00:54
yihsienyi: 他還沒許完啊 OK的XD 10/20 00:56
gold97972000: 我也以為會卡住,還有 真的選上怎麼辦XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 00:58
cjwen: 清流 10/20 00:59
tifosi512m: XDDDDDDDD 10/20 01:00
b993040020: 你甚麼時候產生了他選不上的錯覺 10/20 01:02
apolog: XDDDDDD 連勝丼XDD 10/20 01:05
abc115: XD 10/20 01:09
rrrroger: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 01:21
wind164: 卡在中間是連勝丼 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 01:30
manygod: XD 10/20 01:36
JOJOttt: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 01:37
longmok2500: 你很煩耶XDDD 剩文聽到又要不開心了 10/20 01:44
su3y94a87: 有丼有推XDDDDD 10/20 01:52
amy29585028: 老梗新用XD 10/20 01:52
s9006028: 就算掉進井裡照樣選得上~ 這井就是這麼靈啦~ 10/20 02:03
mathafaka: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 02:16
pttchips: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 02:18
abby1420: XDDD 10/20 02:25
VaLenTi1007: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 02:31
passbyks: 連勝丼我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 02:32
NeverApril: 笑噴 10/20 02:54
TCMango: 解釋一下不懂@@ 10/20 03:00
larry43: 其實我也看不懂原文 推連勝丼 10/20 03:09
danieo: XD 10/20 03:12
cowbafuncow: XD 嘴角不爭氣的上揚好久阿阿阿~~~ 10/20 03:13
egnegn: 原文意思就是許願那個人詛咒剩文吧XD 10/20 03:21
larry43: 我後來想想 應該是他掉下去也能選上_落選? 10/20 03:23
prismwu: 原來連勝丼有這麼深的含意... 10/20 03:55
krit1009: 又是聖文梗 10/20 04:32
FinnF: 勝丼出來面對 10/20 04:43
tingjj: 推 10/20 05:38
jerry6799: 哈哈 10/20 06:58
BEEEEE: 好險是觀光客先許願 10/20 07:56
nvalue: XDDDDDD 10/20 08:23
robets11: XDDD 10/20 08:27
otakuwill: 連勝丼XDDDDDD 10/20 08:51
asabase: 連勝丼和原文我都笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 09:16
pttlulu: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 09:17
roadfly: 好久沒有這麼好笑的笑話了XDDDD 10/20 09:18
a8901012: 請問您掉的是金勝文還是銀勝文 10/20 09:23
bruce511239: 原文意思就是觀光客許的願是連勝文會掉進井裡 10/20 09:28
rhonda117: XDDDDD 10/20 09:29
rhonda117: XDDDDD 10/20 09:33
sweswe0909: XDDDDDDD 10/20 09:41
sitai: 一文雙梗XDDDDDDDDD 10/20 09:45
KawasumiMai: 連勝丼XDDD 10/20 09:46
awesomeSS66: 勝文掉 勝文掉 勝文掉完英九掉 10/20 09:49
powerword: XDDDD 10/20 09:53
JhanWayne: XDDDDD 10/20 10:02
detective62: XD 10/20 10:02
johnbbo: XDDDD 10/20 10:30
singsing1130: XDDDDDD 10/20 10:34
s610052003: 覺得還好 就可最近有無新梗 10/20 10:48
jarhys: XD 10/20 10:52
superbabyer: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/20 11:08
irene160: 連勝丼XDDDDDDD 10/20 11:47
zu07611: XDDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 12:30
lf41001: 推剩丼 10/20 13:06
MAYDAYJJ: Wwww 推文 10/20 13:11
yongcheng: xddddd 10/20 13:33
edwdada: XD 10/20 13:38
Lyrisbee: XDDDD 10/20 13:40
Robinzhou44: XD 10/20 13:46
colt0316: XDDDDD 10/20 13:50
kobe333: XDDDDD 幹 清新好文 10/20 14:04
vincent0426: 政治 10/20 14:06
Zeroyeu: RozenHolic: 卡在中間應該是連勝丼吧 和原PO一樣 100分. 10/20 14:09
klandakuei: 推連勝丼XDDDDD 10/20 14:34
windersword: 超好釣黨工der 10/20 14:43
eco100: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 15:02
scoun0814: XDDDDDD 10/20 15:11
alvistan: 丼XDD 10/20 15:11
poiu1234: 選完吱吱又要崩潰了 10/20 15:16
ao6qup3: 黨工也看就可版是有規定要培養幽默感了嗎 10/20 15:22
reppoc: 每日一字今天要教大家字是"丼" 10/20 15:23
yl9140509: 勝丼 10/20 15:36
gostjoke: 黨工快來噓阿 10/20 15:37
viva50329: XDDDDDDDDD 10/20 15:39
xiaomi3: 後勁好強 10/20 15:41
snth0705: 超好笑的XDDDD 10/20 15:50
nyh: 清流 10/20 16:39
k8123kevin: 丼 10/20 16:39
p8301021: XDDDDD 10/20 16:42
putare: XDDDDDDD 10/20 16:57
hylkevin: 還沒丟硬幣不算啊 10/20 16:58
yasuka: 連勝丼井井井井、、、、、、、、、、(卡住)水水水水水水 10/20 17:12
pisces313: XDDDDDD 10/20 17:29
Akerker: 必須爆XDDDDDDDDD 10/20 17:32
marimbagou: 本文跟推文都美邁XD 10/20 17:34
GauLiTsai: 有梗xd 10/20 18:17
Derain: XDDD 10/20 18:17
hyzer: = = 10/20 18:30
hanhsiangmax: XDDD 10/20 18:38
tom21128: XDDDDDD 10/20 18:58
winner27: 好靈阿! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 19:00
qxpbyd: XDDDDDDDDD 10/20 19:08
dadonus: XDDDD 10/20 19:25
cloudbabe: 好靈阿哈哈哈哈哈哈 10/20 19:36
sunrise1748: 有笑有推 10/20 19:46
kevin851120: 笑xDDDD 10/20 19:50
jojia: XDDDDDDDDD 10/20 20:09
pololo61201: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 20:38
cielcrosss: XDDD 10/20 20:49
ya1357977889: 剩文願不會成真啦 沒投硬幣 10/20 21:22
ayaerika: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/20 21:27
chaoskus: 無聊 10/20 21:59
benden: 會變成三個聖文... 10/20 22:04
raccoonlincu: XD 10/20 22:52
O87: 湖中女神表示 10/20 22:53
xj370793: 肥豬最好選的上 10/20 23:05
cocoh: 有笑有推XDD 10/20 23:48
bio1023: 笑 10/20 23:50
tsaon: 很好笑啊 XDDD 後勁很強 10/21 00:07
acs81046: XDDDDD連勝丼 10/21 02:35
Adamsun0306: 井->丼->水淼汫淼水 10/21 03:41
sam2635: XDD 10/21 07:04
magician8: 很明顯 有四個黨工 10/21 11:32
andy90108: 推哭沙 10/21 14:41
newest: 連勝丼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 10/21 16:35
aa10504: XDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 16:47
robert0569: 看多少噓就多少黨工 10/21 17:01
Nesoi: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 10/21 17:29
dannywhat: 有畫面哈哈哈 10/21 23:23
issac10383: 我是黨工 噓廢文 10/21 23:26
pwhss409: 我也要許願 10/22 00:38
daniel880123: 爆!! 10/22 01:13
momogo628: 這井在哪 我要也去許觀光客那個願望XDDD 10/22 12:22
Tomchara: 你掉的是金勝文還是銀勝文呢? 10/22 22:19
kather: 清流笑點XDDDDDD 10/23 08:50
paul40807: 今天來當黨工好了,聽說漲到600了 10/23 22:53
cocoyan: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 11/01 00:01