Fixer Upper
Performed by Maia Wilson as "Bulda," Josh Gad as "Olaf" and Cast
Music and Lyrics by Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez
Published by Wonderland Music Company, Inc. (BMI)
Bulda:
What's the issue, dear? Why are you holding back from such a man?
Is it the dumpy way he walks?
Cliff:
Or the grumpy way he talks?
Female Troll 1:
Or the pear shaped, square shaped weirdness of his feet?
Male Troll 1:
And though we know he washes well he
Always ends up sorta smelly
Bulda:
But you'll never meet a fella who's as
Bulda and Cliff:
Sensitive and sweet!
So he's a bit of a fixer upper
So he's got a few flaws -
Female Troll 2:
Like his peculiar brain, dear...
Male Troll 2:
His thing with the reindeer...
Troll Duet:
That's a little outside of nature's laws!
Small Group of Trolls:
So he's a bit of a fixer upper
But this we're certain of
You can fix this fixer upper up
With a little bit of love!
Kristoff:
Can we please just stop talking about this?
We've got a real actual problem here.
Bulda:
I'll say! So tell me, dear...
Is it the way that he runs scared?
Male Troll 3:
Or that he's socially impaired?
Troll Child:
Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?
What?
Cliff:
Are you holding back your fondness
Due to his unmanly blondeness?
Female Trolls:
Or the way he covers up that he's the honeset goods?
All Trolls:
He's just a bit of a fixer upper
He's got a couple a' bugs
His isolation
Is confirmation
Of his depseration for healing hugs!
So he's a bit of a fixer upper
But we know what to do
The way to fix up this fixer upper
Is to fix him up with you!
Kristoff:
ENOUGH! She is engaged to someone else, okay?
Cliff:
So she's a bit of a fixer upper
Male Troll 4:
That's a minor thing
Male Troll 5:
Her quote "engagement"
Is a flex arrangement...
Troll Child:
And by the way, I don't see no ring!
Male Trolls:
So she's a bit of a fixer upper
Her brain's a bit betwixt!
Get the fiancé
Out of the way
And the whole thing will be fixed!
Bulda:
We're not saying you can change him
'Cause people don't really change
We're only saying that love's a force
That's powerful and strange
People make bad choices
If they're mad or scared or stressed
But throw a little love their way...
Female Trolls:
Throw a little love their way!
Bulda with Female Trolls:
And you'll bring out their best!
All Trolls:
True love brings out the best!
Everyone's a bit of a fixer upper
That's what it's all about!
Cliff:
Father!
Female Troll 3:
Sister!
Male Troll 6:
Brother!
All Trolls:
We need each other
To raise us up and round us out!
Everyone's a bit of a fixer upper
But when push comes to shove...
Olaf:
The only fixer upper that can fix a fixer upper is...
Trolls:
True!
True!
True, true, true!
Love (True love!)
Love, love, love, love, love!
Love! (True Love!)
T-rue...
Troll Priest:
Do you, Anna, take Kristoff to be your trollfully wedded-
Anna:
Wait what?
Yroll Priest:
You're getting married.
Trolls:
Love!
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