IF YOU WANNA BE HAPPY
written by Carmela Guida, Frank Guida and Joseph Royster
performed by Jimmy Soul
CHORUS:
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
So from my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
(repeat)
A pretty woman makes a husband look small
And very often causes his downfall
As soon as he marries her and then she starts
To do the things that will break his heart
But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
An ugly woman cook meals on time
She will always give you peace of mind
CHORUS
Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go ahead and marry anyway
Though her face gets ugly
Her eyes don't matach
Take it from me she's a better catch
CHORUS
(Say man
Say baby
I saw your wife the other day
Yeah?
Yeah and she's ugly
Yeah she's ugly but she sure can cook)
CHORUS
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