I'm on Everything
[Intro: sample of Mike Epps' stand-up]
All these little young kids, ain't got no direction
Shit, these lil' kids is on everything
Syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed, Hennessy, Vodka, ha-ha-ha ha
I'm on everything {*4X*}
I'm on
[Chorus: Mike Epps sample]
Syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed, Hennessy, Vodka, ha-ha-ha ha
I'm on everything {*4X*}
I'm on
[Royce Da 5'9"]
I'm on syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed
Hammer-hammered, sober don't, interest me
I'm on everythi-i-ing
'Bout to sniff the liquor like it's 'ca-a-a-a-aine
That's how high I am - I'm BLOWED!
I take painkillers to ease the pain though I, ain't in pain
No we, ain't the same, we drunk, I'm on everything
'Cept when I kick it, gout
Me soberin up, HA~! Alf
Cash rules everything, acid tab, hash, 'shrooms
I done woke up with a fuckin tiger in my bathroom
I am fuckin high {*blblblbl*} high
{*blblblbl*} high {*blblblbl*} high
Menace to society, I feel, sorry for your mother
Me and Vishis on 'shrooms, call us the Mario Brothers
Back down, we never back down
Never laid out, can't put my back down
I'm on
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
Painkillers, I call 'em 'caine pillars
Cause they hold me up when I take 'em, I need a cane and pillows
I'm on everything - sick when I kick it, BARF
Me soberin up {*fart*} FART!
I crush your brain like a pill crusher, let's crush a pill, yeah!
Fuck, I think I just crushed my last Tylenol 3 up
Grab the key up off the counter 'til the camp all left the crib
Man who'da knew that 3 in the mornin I'd still be up?
Could barely see up over the steerin wheel, crashed the whip tore a tree up
On my way to the dealers tryin to re-up
Call me Brett Favre, spell it F-A-V-R-E yup
It's wrong, other words I just fucked my RV up!
Bitch it's on again yeah, break that Klonopin in half
while I smoke some chronic in the cab with Donovan McNabb
And I dye my hair back blonde again and laugh
I'm the real macaroni, you cheesy bitch, I'm demonic with the +Kraft+
There's a devil in my noodle, you? Angel hair pasta
Flows dreaded like some fuckin tangled hair rasta-
-farian, Jamaican, relax man
I'll send a fuckin axe at you if you insist on a fuckin accent
Bad and Evil is back with an epidural
Check your girl cause after we prop you up we're proppin her up
So baby come put your feet up in these stirrups
Your boyfriend better find another fuckin whore to smash the stir up
We rap like we're on
[Chorus] - 2X
[Royce Da 5'9"]
I'm on syrup, painkillers, cigarette, speed
Hanna-han.. heheh! Classic
It's Eminem and him again, my sentiments exactly
I told that bitch to get at me, then the bitch attacked me
Kid you not, I'm lit up as fuck - tablecloth tucked in my pants
and I'm hearin dishes drop as I walked away from my +Dinner With Schmucks+
[Eminem]
Then I ain't gonna front at a K-Mart shoppin center
with a coupon book and a hundred and ten bucks and a bunch of change
In a wife beater with a mustard stain
I'll crush your brain like I'm crushin pills, what the fuck's the
motherfuckin deal?
This shit's makin me feel like I'm tryin to do a motherfuckin cartwheel up a
hill
[Royce Da 5'9"] + (Eminem)
How many bars? How many tabs of A-C-I-D? Y-E-S
Cause I'm sniffin Em, Y-E-S (F-U-C-K'd up and it's obvious)
Smokin Henny in my chest (I'm B-A-N-A-N-A-S)
I'm a C-O-C-O-N-U-T (put this CD in and then you'll see)
(The sequel to "Scary Movie", Bad is to Evil, the roofie to Roethlisberger)
You don't gonna wind up six feet deep under that shit's creek
so I hope that you brought preservers
[Eminem]
You could put a turd on a plate, silverware on the tablecloth to serve us
You don't bring shit to the table, I'm in your grill like a Seville when a
mark gets murdered
You're pushin the envelope when I'm shovin that whole post office further
right off the surface to the serpent to the darkest and the farthest corner
[Royce Da 5'9"]
How many bars? How many bars? Maui Wowie, sour diesel
How many jars? To all my people I'll be the Mars, mami c'mon
She can actually wrap my nutsack 'round the back of her neck in the bathroom
stall
And she can just puke from sippin this piss from my 24-inch catheter cord
[Eminem]
I'm the type that'll take a bath with a whore
Drown her, bang her head on the passenger door
when I'm stashin her in the back, smackin her forehead
on the dash and it's accidentally blowin a Benz jeep horn
[Royce Da 5'9"]
My friends be knowin that when I'm on a binge I'm stingy
Even when I'm ten deep in a room with the MG and with Lindsay Lohan and she on
[Outro: Mike Epps sample]
Syrup, painkillers, cigarette, weed, Hennessy, Vodka... {*slows to a stop*}
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