GUESS AGAIN (THE KJ'S SONG)
composed and lyrics by Kevin & Michael Bacon
They were drunk and they were angry
And they were big as they could be
And they were hell bent and determined
to kick the Yankee out of me
Insulted me they called me names
They would not let me pass
Oh, those redneck boys
They left me no choice
I had to kick some ass
Guess again
Must have been dreamin'
Truth is I turned high tail and ran
Guess agian
Oh, I must have been dreamin'
Dreamin' I was much more of a man
Well you know that I am six foot three
But did you know that I'm part Cherokee?
Oh, I'm a major hunk
Have you ever seen me dunk?
And you know that I'm a spanish dancer
I'm workin on my cure for cancer
I drive a supersonic car
And I'm a rock and roll star
Guess again
Must have been dreamin'
Maybe I've just got way too much time
Guess again
Oh, I must have been dreamin'
Since when is dreamin' a crime?
You see I was burstin' with desire
I was a boy of just thirteen
She was an old friend of the family's
And a local beauty queen
And then we found ourselves alone
in the middle of the day
She took me to her room
She took me to the moon
She took my innocence away
Guess again
Must have been dreamin'
Truth is she never noticed me
Guess again
Oh, I must have been dreamin'
But it's so much sweeter than reality
Well, you know I'm not afraid of pain
But did you know
that I wrote fire and rain?
Workin' on my seventh book
Oh yeah, I'm a gourmet cook
Speak fluent French you know
I've got a big black belt in Tae Kwon Do
And I'm a PHD of course
And I'm hung like a horse
Guess again
Must have been dreamin'
Guess you're gonna have to sit
through one more verse
You see we booked this
downtown cabaret
My brother and the boys
We came to sing some rock and roll
and make a little noise
But the audience ignored us
No matter what we played
We tore our souls apart
and I sang out my heart
they laughed and turned away
But then we sang this very tune
About my dreams that don't come true
Oh, their jaws just dropped
And you know the laughing stopped
They seemed to hang on every word
Like the finest song they'd ever heard
They rose as one and roared their love
The angels joined in from above
We saw the light we found the cure
And end to hate and end to war
The crowd called out for more
Guess again
Must have been dreamin'
It's the only thing in life
that's left that's free
Guess again
Oh, I must have been dreamin'
Dreamin's always worked pretty well
Dreamin's always worked pretty darn well
Dreamin's always worked pretty well for me
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