The Nappies
Sometimes you're happy, sometimes you frown
With your hormones bouncing up and down
Sometimes you're happy, sometimes your sad
It's a weird nine months that you have had...
There's shit going down that you can't disguise
When you boobs gone up ten times in size
Your cup's gone up from an A to D,
It's bad for you but its fun for me
Now just because of a little rumpy-pump
Now you're walking round with a great big bump
You might think if you were French you should have said "non"
Or at least you would've made me put a condom on
I think you might find that it's really fun
I know its no use unless you make a bun
It's something to learn, yeah it really is
Now you know what that sticky stuff is
I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick
I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick
I'll be there to make you happy and keep everything clean
I'll change the nappy through the washing machine
'Cause I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy
I am your baby's daddy
Oh!
Whoo!
Sometimes you think "What a fool I am…why did I marry this awful man"
Now a baby's part of my family plan
Can it kick me?
Well yes it can
My name's Ken and I've got three
Do you like being a daddy?
Yeah definately!
Well I have to warn you although its fun
there are times when you wish you had been a nun
I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick
I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick
I'll be there to make you happy and I'll bring in the bread
Or I'll be the nanny you can go out instead
I know that you'll be grumpy that's what everyone says
And you're not going to hump me for 42 days
If you don't want more babies and you cannot disguise it
Then I'll take my cock and vasectimize it
'Cause I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy
Sometimes I make you saddy
I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy
I am your baby's daddy
Mother!
Mother!
I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy
I ain't no baddy
I am you're baby's daddy
Ho!
Break it down now
She told me to crawl this way (bawl this way)
She told me to crawl this way (bawl this way)
She told me to crawl this way (bawl this way)
She told me to crawl this way (bawl this way)
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