My Band
我的團 我最大
[Intro]
I don't know dude...
怎麼說呢
I think everyone's all jealous and shit cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
大家都很忌妒我
誰叫我是這個團的主唱
And I think everyone's got a fuckin problem with me dude...
我認為每個人態度都很有問題
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...
要變臉也該等到演唱結束以後…
因為…
[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
這些馬子根本不鳥這個團叫什麼
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
一心想撲到我身上來 握我的手
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
只要我一個動作 全場就立刻瘋掉
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
天意如此 誰叫我是主唱
[Verse 1 - Eminem]
So I get off stage right and drop the mic
然後我走下台 甩開麥克風
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
走向這票辣妹 很帥地說
"What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady"
"女士們你好 我的名字是痞子姆"
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
"我是D12的正港主唱'
They're all like "Oh my god it's him"
她們就 "天ㄚ 就是你"
"Becky oh my fuckin' god it's Eminem"
"我的老天爺 他就是阿姆"
"I swear to fuckin god dude you fuckin rock"
"我對天發誓 你真的太酷了"
"Please won't you please let me suck your cock"
"拜託你..請你讓我幫你吹喇叭"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
所以其他的團員吃不到葡萄 開始酸
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
特別是當我開始耍口技 再來段清唱
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
全場的馬子開始尖叫 辣的不得了
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
丟胸罩 丟上衣 丟內褲 全都丟到舞台上
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
每個晚上 他們都巴不得殺了我
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
雖然想打死我 下手也不敢太重
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
因為他們知道 明天還是需要我
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
老兄 我知道你很想搶鏡頭
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
昨天酷哥想拿刀刺我
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
因為我跟他說 潔西卡就要嫁給我
This rock star shit, it's the life for me
我生來就是搖滾巨星的命
And all the other guys just despise me because
其他的團員都無法領悟這點…
因為..
[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
這些馬子根本不鳥這個團叫什麼
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
一心想撲到我身上來 握我的手
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
只要我一個動作 全場就立刻瘋掉
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
天意如此 誰叫我是主唱
My band [repeated 9xs]
我的團 我最大
[Verse 2 - Swifty]
Swifty - 阿福
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you
你只是想要有黑人當背景 不是嗎
Hey dad how come we don't rap on proto
為什麼我們都沒有獨唱
Smash these vocals and do a performance
為什麼我們都是大合唱
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
我們擠小貨車 他坐個人巴士
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
你不會要我簽名的 相信我
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
而且我不是阿福 (喔 我以為你是酷哥)
What the hell is wrong with that dressing room
化妝間這是怎麼一回事
Cuz my shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
媽ㄚ 比太平間還小間
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
事實上我很會饒舌 這是因為
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
我有讀黑人教父寫的書
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
所以我很有深度 最有發展
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back
我都做牛做馬 你還騎我頭上
[Verse 3 - Kuniva and Konartis]
酷哥 & 空空
Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit
看阿姆那個小憋三 自以為老大
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
我知道大家覺得他很了不起
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
有一次我們一起做專訪
([Em:] No I had an interview not you two)
(抱歉 是'我'一個人做專訪)
You gonna be late for soundcheck
你這樣彩排會遲到
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
拜託 我並不會去彩排
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
但我們麥克風老是出問題
他的永遠最沒事
You know what man I'ma say somethin
今天我一定要把話說清楚
Hey yo Em
你 聽清楚
([Em:] You got somethin to say?!)
(你有什麼問題嗎)
Man no
沒有 不敢
I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
我還以為你要幹譙他 怎麼搞的
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
我高興什麼時候幹譙 就幹譙 你閉嘴
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
剛剛你也不幫腔 還說我們同一國
When I was bout to talk right after you
我正要插嘴幫你說
I swear, I swear man
我發誓 真的我發誓
[Chorus]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
這些馬子根本不鳥這個團叫什麼
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
一心想撲到我身上來 握我的手
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
只要我一個動作 全場就立刻瘋掉
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
天意如此 誰叫我是主唱
[Verse 4 - Proof]
Proof強叔
They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
大家都說主唱很屌 這個團很鳥
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
只要我們演唱會越辦越大
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
我要讓全世界知道 強叔我最紅
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
音樂一下 我應該把他麥克風關掉
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
尤其是輪到他開始講廢話
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
每一次我聽到
(嗨 我愛這個樂團）
We ain't a band bitch we don't play instruments
什麼樂團 我們又不玩樂器
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
為什麼鋒頭他在出 苦頭我們擔
And these guys they can find every area code
回家吃自己啦
([Em:] Proof carry my bag)
(幫我提袋子)
Bitch carry your own
媽的 不會自己拿
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
借過我要上台 保全擋住我
(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)
(你哪位? 歐比還是德瑞?)
[Verse 5 - Bizarre]
Bizarre 大胖
***dammit I'm sick of this group
老天 我真的受夠著這個單位
Time for me to go solo and make some loop
該是我單飛 有所表現的時候了
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
早期我寫所有的歌 所有的饒舌
Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
後來那票人 逼我嗑藥學壞
Lose Yourself video I was in the back
拍"豁出去" 我在後面當背景
Superman video I was in the back
拍"超人" 我在後面當道具
Fuck the media, I got some suggestions
去他的媒體 我給你一些建議
Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions
別再問阿姆阿爸的 老愛問不停
Like who's D12, how we get started
D12 有哪些人 你們怎麼認識的
(What about Eminem?)
(那阿姆呢?)
Bitch are you retarded?
你是智障ㄚ?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
反正 你記得是我最受歡迎
Big ass stomache, bitches think I'm cute
屁股大食量大 辣妹愛我這型
50 told me to do situps to get buff
五角叫我做仰臥起坐 練腹肌
I did two and a half and then I couldn't get up
我做了兩下半 命去了一半
Fuck D12, I'm outta this band
去你的D12我要單飛
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
我要重新組個團 改走實力路線
[Eminem]
Girl why cant you see your the only one for me
女孩 為什麼還懷疑
你是我的唯一
and it just tears my ass apart to know that you dont know my band...
喔 而且你不知道我有個團
讓我粉傷心
[Chorus - Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band...(ha ha)
這些馬子根本不鳥這個團叫什麼 (嘿嘿嘿)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...(Fuck Marshall)
一心想撲到我身上來 握我的手 (走開啦)
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
只要我一個動作 全場就立刻瘋掉
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
天意如此 誰叫我是主唱
My Band [Repeated 9x]
我的團 我最大
[Outro]
The hottest boy band in the world...
史上最受歡迎男孩團體
D12!
D 12
[Eminem as a salsa singer]
I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girl's to take off their underpants
偶素主唱 偶讓這些女孩脫掉小內褲
And the lead singer of my band, my salsa
偶素主唱 偶愛吃沙茶醬
Makes all the pretty girl's wanna dance
偶讓那些美女 粉想跳熱舞
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa...
偶的沙茶醬 注意囉
偶的下一首歌 叫做偶的沙茶醬
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
偶的沙茶醬 沙沙沙 茶茶茶
偶的沙茶醬
Makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
偶讓那些美女 粉想跳熱舞
And take off their underpants
偶讓這些女孩 脫掉小內褲
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
偶的沙茶醬
偶讓那些美女 粉想跳熱舞
And take off their underpants, my salsa
脫掉小內褲 偶的沙茶醬
(Where'd everybody go?)
人攏走叨去?
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