We step into the office where
The boss sits in an office chair
A hundred times a millionaire
Swivelling in his underwear
And on the lap of luxury
Sits some girl from the factory
Presented as a Christmas gift
They did the business in the lift
With his trousers round his ankles
And his fingers in the till
Everybody loves a scandal
And it helps to pay the bills
>From the ashes of disaster grow
The roses of success and so
There beneath the mistletoe
They caught it all on video
And I thought I saw a princess begging
From the windows of a Double Decker
We all love a royal wedding
But a royal divorce is better
With their trousers round their ankles
And their fingers in the till
everybody loves a scandal
And it helps to pay the bills
It's easy
They say ,
If you put a monkey behind a typewriter
For about a million years
He'll write the complete works of William Shakespeare
And then he'll tell you a tale
Of how his love affair failed
With The Princess Of Wales
And the Americans will turn it into a mini series
With their trousers round their ankles
And their fingers in the till
Everybody loves a scandal
And it helps to pay the bills
It's easy
As D.I.V.O.R.C.E.F.G.
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