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George Bush : Come gather 'round Dick, Condi, Scooter and Rove.
It's time to get packin', we must hit the road.
But there's war and recession and bad mortgage loans.
Henry Paulson: And our legacy needs savin'!
George Bush: So forget he's a jackass, who's liberally prone,
Mix : Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!
Hilary Clintion: Old party friends, time to say 'au revoir'.
We failed to extinguish Barack's rising star.
Bill Clinton: You were so close my darlin'. alas, no cigar!
Mix: And now their tune is changin'
Hillary Clinton: I'll be back in four years, heck it ain't all that far.
Mix : Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!
John McCain: Gather Conservatives lend me a hand, Unless you want this
liberal wuss in command! I spent years in a rat hole in
North Vietnam,
Mix: Now the Jihad needs containin'!
John McCain: So forget my skin cancer and swollen left gland.
Mix : Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!
Barack Obama: Gosh, I'm so tir'd of divisive exchange, And I got one or
two things to say about change, Like the change we must change
to the change we hold clear. I really like change. Have I made
myself clear?
Hilary Clinton & John McCain : So he'll talk about change till you're deaf
in the ear!
Mix : Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!
Mix: citizens gather from both far and near. For a ritual we practice
every four years. When we promise you anything you wanna hear. To win
the crown we're chasin'!
We spend billions of dollars to make our points clear, To get you to step
up and cast your vote here. Then we spin you around and poke you in the
rear.
Oh, it's time for some campaignin'!
Yes, it's time for some campaignin'
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