from:http://hammerbchen.blogspot.tw/2010/07/shaggy-it-wasnt-me.html
翻譯:CG Taiwaner 台灣人玩動畫 Hammer B. Chen
(Yo', man) Yo'
又 老兄 又
(Open up, man) What do you want, man?
開門阿（慌張貌） 要幹嘛
(My girl just caught me) You let her catch you?
我被女友抓包 抓包?
(I don't know how I let this happen) With who?
我不知道怎麼會這樣 跟誰?
(The girl next door, you know) Man
隔壁的 嗯嗯（老兄你很行的口氣）
(I don't know what to do) Say it wasn't you
我不知道要怎麼辦 就說那不是你就好啦
(Alright)
好吧 就這樣辦
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
我女友進門當場抓到我跟隔壁正妹偷吃
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor
當場的畫面是: 我跟她光著屁股在浴室幹砲
How could I forget that I had
哎呀我怎麼會忘了
Given her an extra key
我還有給她房間鑰匙
All this time she was standing there
她就直挺挺的站在那裡
She never took her eyes off me
眼睛盯著我看
(以下為情聖訓話, 口音很重聽不懂)
How you can grant the woman access to your villa
你怎麼可以允許你的女人闖入你的別野
Trespasser and a witness while you cling to your pillow
闖進來 還看到你在抱枕頭
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
你要偷吃也要隨時注意周遭 要不然小心女友會把你殺了
Best for you and the situation not to call the beaner
保佑你還好狀況沒太糟
To be a true player you have to know how to play
想要當個真正的花心男 你就要知道怎麼玩
If she say a night, convince her say a day
如果她要一個晚上 那你就要說服她在白天
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
絕對不要承認一個字 當她對你興師問罪
And you tell her baby no way
你就告訴她 寶貝 不可能啦
(劈腿男解釋)
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
ㄟ 但是她在抓包我在桌上 (不是我)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
看到我在沙發上跟別的女人幹砲 (不是我)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
我還帶女人去浴室淋浴 (不是我)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
她還用攝影機拍到我偷吃 (不是我)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
她看到我肩膀上的指痕
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
聽到我跟正妹說的情話
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
聽到正妹叫床越大聲
She stayed until it was over
她還故意在旁邊觀看到做完
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
我女友進門當場抓到我跟隔壁女孩偷吃
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor
當場的畫面是: 我跟她光著屁股在浴室幹砲
I had tried to keep her
我想要留她
From what she was about to see
說她撞見的一切
Why should she believe me
為什麼她就是不相信呢
When I told her it wasn't me
我跟她說那位(在沙發上幹砲)不是我ㄚ
(情聖訓話)
Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on the right prefix
你要讓她相信她看到的不是你 你要用話術導引她
Whenever you should see her make the giggolo flex
要見面的時候要學舞男扭一扭腰
As funny as it be by you, it not that complex
反正就是盡量搞笑就對了 一點都不難
Seeing is believing so you better change your specs
眼見為憑換副眼鏡
You know she not gonna be worrying bout things from the past
你得知道她不會為你的事情煩惱
Hardly recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass
一下就忘了 然後她會去望彌撒
Wait for your answer: go over there
等你的解釋說: 閃邊啦
But if she pack a gun you know you better run fast
但是 如果她拿把槍來記得快閃
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
欸 但是她在櫃檯抓包我 (不是我)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
看到我在沙發上跟別的女人幹砲 (不是我)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
我還帶女人去浴室淋浴 (不是我)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
她還用攝影機拍到我偷吃 (不是我)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
她看到我肩膀上的指痕
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
聽到我跟正妹說的情話
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
聽到正妹叫床越大聲
She stayed until it was over
她還故意在旁邊觀看到做完
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
我女友進門當場抓到我跟隔壁女孩偷吃
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor
當場的畫面是: 我跟她光著屁股在浴室幹砲
How could I forget that I had
哎呀我怎麼會忘了
Given her an extra key
我還有給她房間鑰匙
All this time she was standing there
她就直挺挺的站在那裡
She never took her eyes off me
眼睛盯著我看
Gonna tell her that I'm sorry
想要告訴她對不起
For the pain that I've caused
我對她造成的痛苦
I've been listening to your reasoning
我一直在聽你的藉口
It makes no sense at all
一點道理都沒有
We should tell her that I'm sorry
我們應該去跟她說對不起
For the pain that I've caused
我對她造成的痛苦
You may think that you're a player
你(情聖)可能會認為你是個花花公子
But you're completely lost
但其實是個大遜腳
That's why I sing
所以我才要唱這首阿
Honey came in and she caught me red-handed
我女友進門當場抓到我跟隔壁正妹偷吃
Creeping with the girl next door
Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor
當場的畫面是: 我跟她光著屁股在浴室幹砲
How could I forget that I had
哎呀我怎麼會忘了
Given her an extra key
我還有給她房間鑰匙
All this time she was standing there
她就直挺挺的站在那裡
She never took her eyes off me
眼睛盯著我看
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