他們看到我在割
家門前小草皮
我知道他們都覺得我又白又宅
想想我真是太白太宅
想想我真是太白太宅
沒發現我 又白又宅
看看我 我又白又宅
我想要和
幫派的人 廝混
但他們就是覺得我 太白太宅
想想我真是太白太宅
想想我真是太白太宅
我實在是 太白太宅
天下無敵 太白太宅
從一開始在麻省理工上課
我就頭好壯壯 還是個龍與地下城專家
MC.艾薛爾是我最喜歡的Rap歌手
不用請我喝酒 我只喝艦長奶茶
我的輪胎鋼圈不但不會 轉
還保證 穩 的不得了
我的模型都是原裝未拆的
藏書中有史蒂芬.霍金
我的 部落格 頁面超屌
大家搶著進入我首頁好友名單
我能夠背π超過一千位
沒金牙 但我有閃亮牙套
我的三明治一定要放美乃滋
我是踩地雷高手 可以玩上一整天
除地雷的技巧嚇死你
我的鍵盤輸入快到噴火
殺手軟體 每一種全跑過
Pascal(高階電腦語言)我第一
向量微積分 我當興趣
沒手槍 我有熱融槍
歡樂時光是我最愛的主題曲
打乒乓球 你會被我狂電
各款桌上知識遊戲我都很行
我寫JAVA流暢得跟說 克林貢語 有得拼
他們看到我
在騎 賽格威
我深知他們覺得我 又白又宅
想想我真是 太白太宅
想想我真是 太白太宅
沒發現我 又白又宅
看看我 我又白又宅
我想要和
幫派的人 廝混
雖然我很明顯 太白太宅
想想我真是 太白太宅
想想我真是 太白太宅
我實在是 太白太宅
我怎會 這麼白這麼宅
我不斷滴 尋尋覓覓
收集所有 X-men漫畫
胸前口袋一堆原子筆 我要守護
有人體工學鍵盤我從不無聊
上網血拼空白光碟 隨身碟
我幫忙編輯維基百科
我背聖杯傳奇 滾瓜爛熟
還可以馬上來一段讓你笑到站不起來
我也接一些網站生意
當朋友需要寫程式 還能找誰
除了幫他們寫 網頁 以外
我甚至幫我的小狗架了一個站
Yo 我買了一個霹靂腰包
因為 GAP 正好在打折
我和一捆泡泡膠共度春宵
波 波 波 希望沒人看到我
變的怪怪滴
我宅到極點
也白過酸奶酪
我待過影音器材社
男生合唱社
甚至 西洋棋社
我唯一覺得很難的問題只有
我到底比較喜歡寇克艦長
還是 畢凱艦長
每個週末我都參加文藝復興扮裝園遊會
還在我每一件內褲都寫上名字
他們看到我 晃來晃去
他們 笑我
眼睛轉不停因為我實在 又白又宅
就因為我 又白又宅
就因為我 又白又宅
他奶奶的我真是 又白又宅
我想要跟 幫派人士
打打 保齡球
但是 唉 很明顯的我又白又宅
想想我真是 太白太宅
想想我真是 太白太宅
我實在是 太白太宅
看看我 我根本就是 又白又宅
They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really really white n' thirty
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Jock skills I'm a champion of D&D
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all pearly pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number one
I do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a sodering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized the Holy Grail
Really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even make a homepage for my dog!
Yo I got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me get freaky!
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear!
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
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