2. Stranger Things Have Happened - Tyler Ross, Dina Morishita, Welly Yang
[Simon]
You need a man
A man with no wife
A man who would wed you
But not for love
And not for life
You need a man
Who's finan'chly secure
and who you're sure
can resist your allure
and stick to the plan
I know just the man
Stranger things have happened
It happens ev'ry day:
You says your vows, he buys a ring,
you get your green card and the things just goes away
Who cares you're almost strangers?
Most married couples are -- strange, but true.
Stranger things have happened
This one just happens
to be happening to you
[Wei-Wei]
I need a man
A man with a heart
I don't need a husband
But just a man
To play the part
I need a man
With a sensible mind
One who's inclined,
when a friend's in a bind,
to do what he can.
You are just that man.
Stranger things have happened
[Simon]
I think it might be fun.
A cake, a priest, a tux, a dress--
[Wei-wei]
--and we invite the I.N.S.--
[Simon & Wei-wei]
--and then it's done.
[Simon]
It couldn't be more normal
[Wei-Wei]
For once in your life, it won't be queer
[Simon & Wei-Wei]
Stranger things have happened
This one just happens to be happening right here
[Wai-Tung]
No way, Wei-Wei
No how.
No way will Wei-Wei be Wei-Wei Gao.
Not a prayer. Not a chance.
I'll never be your partner in this dirty little dance
So let it go.
I say no.
[Simon]
Stranger things have happened
It even might be fun
A cake, a priest, a tux, a dress
and we invite the I.N.S.
and then it's done.
It couldn't be more normal
For once in your life, it won't be queer
Stranger things have happened
This one just happens to be happening right here
[Wei-Wei]
I need a man
I don't need a husband
Only a man
With a practical mind
One who's inclined,
when a friend's in a bind,
To be a man
to do what he can.
You are that man.
You are just that--
[Wai-Tung]
No way, Wei-Wei
No how.
No way will Wei-Wei be Wei-Wei Gao.
Not a prayer. Not a chance.
I'll never be your partner in this dirty little dance
No way, Wei-Wei
No how.
No way will Wei-Wei be Wei-Wei Gao.
So let it go.
I say NO!
[Wei-Wei]
I can shack up in your basement
You won't even have to court me
We'll pretend we're man and wife
until they say they won't deport me
[Simon]
We'll just throw a little wedding
with some flowers and a blessing
Send some pictures to your parents
so your mom will stop obsessing
[Wei-Wei]
And a stupid little wife will always be the perfect cover
When it's business, bring the woman
When it's shopping, bring the lover
[Simon]
And what's better than the fact
we get your parents off our backs is
with a wife and filing jointly
You'll save oodles on your taxes.
[Wai-Tung]
Stranger things have happened
I guess it's not a sin
[Wei-Wei]
I say I do, you say you do
[Simon]
Although you don't but when it's through
[All Three]
We all can win
We plan the perfect wedding
and then the best divorce
and then we're free
Stranger things have happened
This one just happens to be happening...
[Wai-Tung]
To me!
[Wei-Wei]
To me!
[Simon]
To me!
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